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Who you working for now fam? Where's the colo again?

I don't have any funny IT work stories I can think of at the minute. But.... When I was about 19, just starting out, I got a job at a remote site to decom' some comms cab. A bird there was flirty as f**k with me, previously. She was a few years older, but 9/10 and thus, way out of my league...

I've still got a 30 days free AOL Internet CD if anyone is on TalkTalk.

I was going to say, stepping down to the 25 range might be better.

Alright alright Alex Ferguson. In fairness I lower and accept low wage contracts, as I always though it affects the wage budget. But I don't think it does 🤣

Must be a BAM engine with breathing mods

The Seat Leon, was it? That was more impressive. It just drove away!

When these first came out, I was on meganesport and put a deposit down on what was like a group buy for one 🤣 I can't remember how it worked, but they were getting them from a Renault dealer at business deal prices and it knocked a couple of £k off the list price! You just had to be the second...

We have a vacancy for a network engineer. If anyone knows anyone looking? Nearest offices either Crawley or Doncaster. £55k tops, I suspect. Overtime and on call monies available too.+ They'd get to work with me. Which is worth loads..... Would suit a mid-grade engineer or someone looking to...

They don't pay well now tbf. giving high level I.T jobs to people whose I.T career highlights were facebook group admins.

NHS Scotland used to do their own thing, no? I.T wise, I think. When I was in the NHS in England, they were off limits. Sure their network was called SWAN. You know, like WAN, but with an S - for Scotland. Proper clever.

The car throttle video was gash

Agreed. Noticed on car throttle that their thumbnails have all removed Edwin 🤣 what's the point.

Where's Rashford's arm going I fckin hate the video thumbnails on s**t like this. Why does he need to be on them.

Oh FFS. I'm gonna stop playing now.

Er...so I still play this........... as above - starting it actually in 2013. I have achieved my target and I'm now 100 years old in the game! But it has not ended. WTF Even after a 10 years of playing it - I experienced a first, only yesterday - I was sacked - which has never happened...

Have you noticed Matt Armstrong has bucked teeth a bit? From turbo slurping on them buttons, I reckons

Apologies. On your Nokia 3210... Tug yourselves into 2025

I feel like a virgin, but lads at work just mentioned Matt Armstrong's Mrs used to be a topless model? I googled Fair set

Ah, you're dev. Well you still smell, obvs, but I think we were on about engineering (or I was). As in... Manufacturing. Electronics, shop floor stuff. Folk in white coats, Asperger's etc.

Because you work in HR

Automated self service without governance. Jeez they heading into a car crash. I did it for an MSP once, allowing firewall rules to be created - approved by non-techs. 🤣 Thank god I left

Manufacturing and engineering and awful for I.T. Ancient apps, general tinkerers, knowledge in people's heads, nothing written down, want things bespoke, never see the big picture or how corporate IT governance is there for benefit of all, refuse to patch, refuse to restart or turn off, run a...

Amazes me that we are still using passwords. And the complexity added into them is just laughable. Fck1nStup1d_1f-u_@sk_m3

Flashbacks because no one has mentioned SCSI, or Zip drives 😞

FC is proper 1992.

Went to a Microsoft consultation in the village next to me today (Eggborough -north Yorks). They're putting a data centre on the old power station site. Be done for 2027 apparently. Dedicated to Azure & AI. Asked if it was going to be 'azure north' given south and west (London and Cardiff)...