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[loggyboy]

Happy to offer passenger rides in mine and will also be bringing a spare helmet AND will also have one for sale also. £30 brand new, SNELL 2010 rated, open face in white.

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Happy to offer passenger rides in mine and will also be bringing a spare helmet AND will also have one for sale also. £30 brand new, SNELL 2010 rated, open face in white.

What size mate? I have a fat head

 

[loggyboy]

What size mate? I have a fat head

58 medium

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

58 medium

Be too small for me

 

[Jekyll]

I don't know... The shower's are a little 'rapey' [emoji23]

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Maybe so, but you being in there with your dirty vest, pants and welly boots probably didn't help.

 

[RMDavis]

Maybe so, but you being in there with your dirty vest, pants and welly boots probably didn't help.

I soiled myself...

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[JP83]

Showers are for girls. Real men don't need to wash over a weekend.
SMELL DEM FRESH PITS

 

[Daniel]

Showers are for girls. Real men don't need to wash over a weekend.
SMELL DEM FRESH PITS

I'm a twice a day man. But on occasions like this I'll make an exception and drop to one per day. Reluctantly.
If there were no showers, I wouldn't be going!

 

[DaveDreads]

Shut up you girl.

 

[Daniel]

Shut up you girl.

There's a reason why you smell like you do Dave.

 

[Gus]

Top tips for CSF - if anyone has any other essential bits and bobs then post them up.

BRING A COMFY CAMPING CHAIR. Halfords do a great one: LINK . There is currently 20% off so works out at 16 quid. Not all camping chairs are the same, do yourself a favour and get a comfy one, they are worth the extra they cost.

Buy a portable battery pack to charge your phone ...saves you having to use your cig lighter in the car.

Money - There is a cafe on site that does great breakfast and burgers etc , go karting , merchandise. Apart from that there is a tesco 10 minutes away and a few takeaways locally.

Toilets and showers are pretty good so bring a towel if you want a shower.

the odd bin liner comes in useful too.

AND lastly EAR PLUGS. so many cnuts snoring its unreal, with ear plugs you stand a chance of sleeping.

 

[DaveDreads]

There's a reason why you smell like you do Dave.

I smell like winning & Roses...and sometimes Lynx.

 

[Daniel]

I smell like winning & Roses...and sometimes Lynx.

I've camped with you many times over the years. You smell like shame. And feet.

 

[DaveDreads]

And sometimes sick.

 

[Ben]

And sometimes dick.

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

To add to Gus's posts.....bring enough beer to last the night!

A wise man once said "it's better to be looking at it, than to be looking for it"

Actually I think it was just a bloke at work that said it once, but it's true.

I'm taking 18 cans of ghost ship, a litre of vodka, and a load of premixed vodka n lemo cans for the Mrs. Let's riiiiiiiide

 

[DaveDreads]

Yeah I can't see you surviving this weekend.

 

[Jekyll]

To add to Gus's posts.....bring enough beer to last the night!

A wise man once said "it's better to be looking at it, than to be looking for it"

Actually I think it was just a bloke at work that said it once, but it's true.

I'm taking 18 cans of ghost ship, a litre of vodka, and a load of premixed vodka n lemo cans for the Mrs. Let's riiiiiiiide

Cutting down this year mate, why's that?

 

[Potatoes]

Getting ready

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Cutting down this year mate, why's that?

Watching my figure mate

You bringing rum again?

 

[Typhoon]

Plus I've got cub in my tent.

 

[Jekyll]

Watching my figure mate :wink:

You bringing rum again? :smile:

Me too, watching it get bigger!

Yep, on the rum. I have opened bottles or captain moragns and Bacardi Oakheart so I'll take them.

Emily has sworn not to drink this year..... we shall see!

 

[DaveDreads]

She cracked me up when she told Daniel, 'YOU'RE NOT GINGER, YOU'RE F*CKING BALD!!! 30 seconds after meeting him. lol

 

[JP83]

Most stuff is in the car ready, Including your tent @James !
Just have to put the last few bits in Friday morning and it's ready

 

[Jekyll]

She cracked me up when she told Daniel, 'YOU'RE NOT GINGER, YOU'RE F*CKING BALD!!! 30 seconds after meeting him. lol

Bold statement but true to the word!

 

[Clio_fool]

Getting ready

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You going on track spud?

 

[Thrust-Rated]

I'm bringing a blowlamp to help start any fires or BBQs :kissingheart:

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Me too, watching it get bigger!

Yep, on the rum. I have opened bottles or captain moragns and Bacardi Oakheart so I'll take them.

Emily has sworn not to drink this year..... we shall see!

I'm sure Jackie will try to change her mind lol

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Most stuff is in the car ready, Including your tent @James !
Just have to put the last few bits in Friday morning and it's ready

Nice one mate. I'll come hunt ya down when I arrive and grab it off ya.
There any instructions with it?

 

[JP83]

Nice one mate. I'll come hunt ya down when I arrive and grab it off ya.
There any instructions with it?

No, but I can give you a hand. It's dead easy. 3 poles, and the bedroom hooks up from the inside.

 

[JB21]

@Daniel does the Tesco have fuel? If not where's the nearest station with super?

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

No, but I can give you a hand. It's dead easy. 3 poles, and the bedroom hooks up from the inside.

Yeah you may just have give me a chuck with it mate if you wouldn't mind

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

The CS van is loaded and all ready for the long drive north from the CS Mansion.

 

[Euan94]

I've been getting my tent and bits ready and now remember how god awful a pop up is. Fingers crossed for no rain!

 

[Daniel]

@Daniel does the Tesco have fuel? If not where's the nearest station with super?

You do know I live in Bristol, right??

 

[DaveDreads]

I've still not packed anything or even thought about what I need, looks like i'm doing it all tomorrow night along with an oil change and 'cleaning' the car, well scraping the dog hair and crap out of it.

 

[JB21]

You do know I live in Bristol, right??

Haha it was meant for @Gus, sorry dude!

 

[Jekyll]

Gus lives in Oxfordshire?

 

[MarcB]

Showers are for girls. Real men don't need to wash over a weekend.
SMELL DEM FRESH PITS

Do not try and mount me at any point 🙈


@Gus we will put my ear plugs to the test with @JP83

 

[Clio_fool]

@Daniel does the Tesco have fuel? If not where's the nearest station with super?

According to t'Internet tesco Gainsborough does indeed have a petrol station and is 11 minutes from Blyton park driving centre. It's open from 6am-12am Saturday. Chris Cox isn't impressed with Tesco's offers though:

a month ago

Tesco use very devious marketing techniques, example; Jack Daniels 70cl bottle has been on sale for £18.00 for months then a few weeks back it goes up to £25.00 all of a sudden while right next to it on the shelf was the 1lt size for £23.00, £2.00 cheaper than the smaller bottle, knowing that I buy Jack Daniels they then send me a £5.00 off voucher for a 75cl bottle of Jack Daniels making it £20.00 now, still £2.00 more expensive than it was just weeks ago, I haven't used the voucher and don't intend to either as I can buy a 70cl bottle of Jack Daniels from my local corner shop for £18.99 so Tesco can keep the voucher, this isn't the only thing they do this to either, mixed peppers on sale for £1.65 suddenly goes up to £2.00 then low and behold I get a 40p off voucher through my door, who do they think they're kidding? I'm being put off Tesco altogether by this obviously devious techniques

Probably best to stock up on booze before leaving home. I'll send Chris a message and try to get the address of his local corner shop though, just in case. [emoji106]