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dann2707 · Dec 17, 2019

Last week I noticed these stupid annoying kids have hit the car with a football. Told them time and time again over summer not to play in the courtyard as it's close to cars.

Came to the car to notice a scuff mark on top. I've just had a go at cleaning the dirt off the car safely not to scratch the paintwork whilst removing the muddy mark and lovely... Th is is what's left over.

Fuming ain't the word. I spoke to her last week telling her that if it leaves a mark when it's cleaned she will be paying. She obliged and I said I will get quotes but it always changes when money is about to be handed over.

Went around tonight to show her the post cleaning damage and she wasn't it. Will see how it transpires

Annoyed as I machine polished it over the summer too.

Crayola · Dec 17, 2019

Go round and punch her son and then stihl saw her garage open

dann2707 · Dec 17, 2019

f**k that I'm going all in and moving her toaster

Crayola · Dec 17, 2019

Sell her some multi-J wheels while you're there

Rojer · Dec 17, 2019

Cant have nothing nice these days. Just want my own little island fed up with everyone else lol.

Thrust-Rated · Dec 17, 2019

dann2707 said:
f**k that I'm going all in and moving her toaster

What's the toaster joke. It rings a bell but I can't recall what it's about.

Shame about the car as well!

Crybert · Dec 17, 2019

I reckon that’ll come out with a polish

dann2707 · Dec 17, 2019

Cribert said:
I reckon that’ll come out with a polish

Definitely will but I'm not doing it for free that's for sho

Ben · Dec 17, 2019

cswalmsley said:
What's the toaster joke. It rings a bell but I can't recall what it's about.

Shame about the car as well!

https://www.cliosport.net/threads/moving-in-with-the-missus-for-the-first-time.770175/post-10680849

Clio_fool · Dec 17, 2019

f**king hell that's made a right mess.

We used to play football in the street as kids and any car on the road was fair game. We did get a warning when a police light on a Sierra got broken😂.

dann2707 · Dec 17, 2019

0ss said:
f**king hell that's made a right mess.

We used to play football in the street as kids and any car on the road was fair game. We did get a warning when a police light on a Sierra got broken😂.

I forgot you were 300 years old. You don't look it!

Clio_fool · Dec 17, 2019

dann2707 said:
I forgot you were 300 years old. You don't look it!

Tw@. Our neighbour came home in a Sierra the first day they were available. It was so flimsy compared to my dad's saab. A lad at the bottom of our street head a mk1 Escort estate that was covered in football sized dents on one side 🙄🤣🤣.

MarkCup · Dec 17, 2019

I was doing mad skidz on my Raleigh Grifter once, completely lost it, straight into the side of the neighbor's Merc. Rode away quickly and never came clean about the dent.

What an 8yo c**t.

Stay Puft · Dec 17, 2019

I was also a bellend.. thought it was a good idea to play golf with stones.. was grounded for a month when my mum had to pay for a new front door window.

dann2707 · Dec 19, 2019

Low and f**king behold she isn't paying because she's asked her kids if they've done it and they've said it wasn't them...

Of course they're going to say no it wasn't them the stupid f**king utter c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently she'd happily pay if they said it was them but they said it was someone else they were playing football with. I've asked her to find out from her kids who it was and she went pretty much all gpdr on me after a bit. First she said her kids won't know the names of who they're playing with, bullshit. Then she said she don't think it's right for her to ask her kids who's done it... Bullshit.

Then she said she doesn't think it's her duty to do the detective work. So I said I'll do it

Finally got around to her saying she'll ask her kids who's done it. Can't see it transpiring into anything at all. I said I'm getting the police involved.

What a f**king cretin.

Crayola · Dec 19, 2019

It's time to take your Megane back mate

Can't let this one go on for 18 months

dann2707 · Dec 19, 2019

YorkshireKyle said:
It's time to take your Megane back mate

Can't let this one go on for 18 months

I get you're a bit obsessed with that guy and that but that didn't make sense? Hahaha

Louis · Dec 19, 2019

dann2707 said:
Low and f**king behold she isn't paying because she's asked her kids if they've done it and they've said it wasn't them...

Of course they're going to say no it wasn't them the stupid f**king utter c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently she'd happily pay if they said it was them but they said it was someone else they were playing football with. I've asked her to find out from her kids who it was and she went pretty much all gpdr on me after a bit. First she said her kids won't know the names of who they're playing with, bullshit. Then she said she don't think it's right for her to ask her kids who's done it... Bullshit.

Then she said she doesn't think it's her duty to do the detective work. So I said I'll do it

Finally got around to her saying she'll ask her kids who's done it. Can't see it transpiring into anything at all. I said I'm getting the police involved.

What a f**king cretin.

Steal their football, burst it, post it through the letterbox with a 'you're next' cut out from a newspaper.

Theyll pay up

Crybert · Dec 19, 2019

I would genuinely just polish it out and move on. You seem seriously stressed out about this. It’s not worth it, you’ll get nowhere other than knocking a few hours off your life expectancy

Clio_fool · Dec 19, 2019

Break into her garage with a stihl saw, punch her son, set fire to her house and smash her car up. Its the way things are settled these days aparrently.

dann2707 · Dec 19, 2019

Cribert said:
I would genuinely just polish it out and move on. You seem seriously stressed out about this. It’s not worth it, you’ll get nowhere other than knocking a few hours off your life expectancy

I am very stressed out about it, someone's damaged my s**t. I'm not a pushover to just let things slide 🤷🏻‍♂️ never have been and never will be

Clio_fool · Dec 19, 2019

I'm sure with the fuss so far the bint next door will have given the kids a good bollocking and hopefully reduced the chance of it happening again. I'd still call her a c**t every time you see her though.

Crayola · Dec 19, 2019

0ss said:
I'm sure with the fuss so far the bint next door will have given the kids a good bollocking and hopefully reduced the chance of it happening again. I'd still call her a c**t every time you see her though.

100% this just to be sure

Bet shes a single parent and got a c**t like a walk in wardrobe

leedsboy · Dec 21, 2019

Put her windows through!

imprezaworks · Dec 21, 2019

Lick her out.

Don't ask, was the first thing i thought of.

Weird?!?

dann2707 · Feb 15, 2020

Just sold for £6100. Result.

Crybert · Feb 15, 2020

Lovely stuff. The market is very good for them. I reckon they’ll always have a following and be sought after

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