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One of, if not the worst S3 I’ve ever seen



MLB

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I appreciate the dedication to the colour theme, but why the two random RS3 badges under the bonnet and on the dash??
 

Cub.

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I appreciate the dedication to the colour theme, but why the two random RS3 badges under the bonnet and on the dash??

I’d say that’s the least of its problems tbh.

It’s the kind of car a spotty, cap wearing amoeba from the mid-90s would have been proud as punch to own.
 

massiveCoRbyn

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That's pretty nasty.

I did actually quite like the early-to-mid 2000s excess though. At least people were being creative and building unique cars. Now it's just a set of those shitty Maxton extensions, some springs and a pops n bangs remap. Oh and maybe some Bola/Rota wheels if they're feeling extravagant. It all gets a bit samey.
 

dann2707

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I've gotta say, the standard it's been done to is excellent. Nice gauges and equally spaced etc.

Just the actual style of it is f**king horrific. I'd rather tattoo "I brought my car for £1000" on my low back tramp style style than drive that piece of yellow ladybug turd around.
 

Cads

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I saw this outside a dealers in Cople yesterday while out on my bike. I didn’t stop but it looked dreadful as I passed.
Then I saw this topic and before seeing the pictures wondered if it was the same one. Bingo!
Nicely done maybe but it’s about 15years too late.
 

R3k1355

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Imagine spaffing 51k building that pile then slowly coming to the realisation it's worth f**k-all even in parts due to the titanic mess you've made of the thing.

I think the most valuable item on it is the brake calipers?
 

Greeny.

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I saw this outside a dealers in Cople yesterday while out on my bike. I didn’t stop but it looked dreadful as I passed.
Then I saw this topic and before seeing the pictures wondered if it was the same one. Bingo!
Nicely done maybe but it’s about 15years too late.

As if!
 

jameswrx

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The thing more puzzling to me is the fact that someone could buy it already modified to someone else’s taste like that.

It’s one thing for a hideous build to grow like an out of control fake transformer but who is the nutcase that’s buying the out of date, stomach churning style now?

Don’t get me wrong, I’d buy it today but it’d have to be way cheaper than standard for the time and money it’d take to return it to a car again.
 

R3k1355

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Well you're assuming someone will buy it, I bet it sits around for ages till the owner shoves it through an auction or tries to break it for parts.
 

Cads

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As if?? I assume you were doubting the fact I’d seen this car in the flesh the very same day you post about it?? Thereby making me out to be a
liar??
So I emailed the seller. Aaron called me back. Nice fella, confirmed the car was indeed being stored at a friends garage in Cople.
He’s removed the ads other than the AT ad after getting spammed by people mocking the car and generally trolling him over it.
Apparently a 70 yr old Italian chap had it and paid for all the work to be done.
Hope that clears things up. 👍
 

Greeny.

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As if?? I assume you were doubting the fact I’d seen this car in the flesh the very same day you post about it?? Thereby making me out to be a
liar??
So I emailed the seller. Aaron called me back. Nice fella, confirmed the car was indeed being stored at a friends garage in Cople.
He’s removed the ads other than the AT ad after getting spammed by people mocking the car and generally trolling him over it.
Apparently a 70 yr old Italian chap had it and paid for all the work to be done.
Hope that clears things up. 👍

Well that’s a very defensive response lol. I don’t doubt/care if you had seen it tbh I was just surprised is all.
 

Cads

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Well that’s a very defensive response lol. I don’t doubt/care if you had seen it tbh I was just surprised is all.

I’ve better things to do than write fake posts on a forum I’ve enjoyed being a part of too date.
And yes it’s defensive, I take offensive at being called a liar and will happily defend myself if I see fit. End of.
 

Ol’ Tarby

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I’ve better things to do than write fake posts on a forum I’ve enjoyed being a part of too date.
And yes it’s defensive, I take offensive at being called a liar and will happily defend myself if I see fit. End of.
I think you may have read it in completely the wrong context.

I read it as a more, bloody hell that's a strange coincidence kind of "as if"
 

R3k1355

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Jesus have a snickers and calm the f**k down, no-one is questioning you.
 

Louis

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I’ve better things to do than write fake posts on a forum I’ve enjoyed being a part of too date.
And yes it’s defensive, I take offensive at being called a liar and will happily defend myself if I see fit. End of.

 

dann2707

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I’ve better things to do than write fake posts on a forum I’ve enjoyed being a part of too date.
And yes it’s defensive, I take offensive at being called a liar and will happily defend myself if I see fit. End of.
Hahahahaha. When you read these posts this morning you're gonna feel like a twazzock

He wasn't doubting you'd seen it, it was more of a surprised as if! 😂😂😂😂

So funny that's made my morning who on earth gets so defensive like that.
 

The Psychedelic Socialist

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Hahahahaha. When you read these posts this morning you're gonna feel like a twazzock

He wasn't doubting you'd seen it, it was more of a surprised as if! 😂😂😂😂

So funny that's made my morning who on earth gets so defensive like that.
Maybe it's a regional/age thing but I read the original "as-if" as "this is clearly bullshit that you just made up" as well.
 

dann2707

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Maybe it's a regional/age thing but I read the original "as-if" as "this is clearly bullshit that you just made up" as well.
I don't think it's regional or age related and both can be used.

I just apply common sense and logic in the context, in this case I'd understand that he wasn't calling me out on something and more of being surprised that he too had seen the car.
 

The Psychedelic Socialist

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I don't think it's regional or age related and both can be used.

I just apply common sense and logic in the context, in this case I'd understand that he wasn't calling me out on something and more of being surprised that he too had seen the car.
Ah ok. I'll remember to apply common sense and logic in future then. I suppose I do have a reputation on the forum for being illogical.
 
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I have a strange urge to buy it and reverse the horrendous mods, under all the shite visual mods its probably half decent. I'll offer him £500 to take it away, will need to be delivered in a covered trailer, at night.
 

R3k1355

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I have a strange urge to buy it and reverse the horrendous mods, under all the shite visual mods its probably half decent. I'll offer him £500 to take it away, will need to be delivered in a covered trailer, at night.

The only issue is you don't know how much they hacked the shell about to fit the lambo doors and air ride.
Add in problems with all the holes in the bodywork to mount the spoiler, those weird things on the sills and tacky splitters and cannards all over it.

Essentially you'll need a full respray, full interior pretty much all new suspension and wheels.
 

Rich..

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The only issue is you don't know how much they hacked the shell about to fit the lambo doors and air ride.
Add in problems with all the holes in the bodywork to mount the spoiler, those weird things on the sills and tacky splitters and cannards all over it.

Essentially you'll need a full respray, full interior pretty much all new suspension and wheels.
It's basically a cat b write off.
 

Darren S

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I have a strange urge to buy it and reverse the horrendous mods, under all the shite visual mods its probably half decent. I'll offer him £500 to take it away, will need to be delivered in a covered trailer, at night.
I wonder if you could make a TV series out if this? Almost like a Tattoo Fixers program for cars where they try to recover the automotive gimp that the poor car has been transformed into and put it back to normal?

Of course, the program wouldn't make any money - how much would a mint eighteen-year-old S3, even go for? But it would be good to see the before and after. An inverse Pimp My Ride almost.
 


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