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Welcome to the VW master race.

On it like a car bonnet. Will make sure the GF takes her strong painkillers for sleepy time.

You're quite witty for a Scot. I'll smash it / you this weekend if you fancy? I enjoy this game everytime after 1hr but that initial effort to get back into it always seems like such a mountain.

BRB having a w**k.

What happens if you remove clothes from their inventory? A man can dream.

T-24h til I can absolutely smash this game. Had some 'fun' last night. Went to do a mission - got distracted by some atomic warehouse or something - died about 56 times trying to clear it, all for a f**king rare laser pistol.

And me :( oh well!

Do you use a paid service?

USA was good for me but the old DNS trick doesnt work anymore on Xbox ONe. Care to enlighten the uneducated peasants on this VPN thing @Mikeyjp

Scary how intuitive these games are to young kids now - little cousin came over the other day for the afternoon. Long story short stuck on Minecraft for him, he had never played it before, an hour later and he'd built a massive house, got weapons etc. The generation after us are going to...

Yes. A lot. Also goodie bags don't mean what you think they mean.

Will you be my friend? I'll invite you to my birthday party and everything.

Why the f**k do people keep harping on about single player? Always been a small part of Battlefront. What it needs is a better progression / upgrade system & more maps for online. If there was enough content would be no need for single player. Not many players of BF4/COD/Titanfall talking...

Better.

And me. As for things I've enjoyed (TV); Always Sunny in Philadelphia Fargo Bobs Burgers Archer Loads of good docs but not sure whats in / dropped off. Basically look for any with 4 stars and above and theyre a decent watch. Only reason I still have it tbh. Black Fish, E Team, Netflix docs on...

Good chaps over at 1320. Haven't read thread but the R56 upgrade might be in order if brakes feel s**t. Went from the GTi to the MCS this weekend and even over a short distance can feel the standard brakes are absolute pap.

So I hadnt realised you can unlock any perk at any time. I've been unlocking s**t I dont want to get to the perks I do lol. Heavy FO failin'

Course you did. TBH when it concerns things like going very fast in a car around a tarmac loop I'd rather rest assured that I'm not going to die due to my own lack of engineering skills. If you've got the skills fair play well done but I'd rather pay than have some barry mod keeping me on...

Literally none of that made sense to my simple mind but I'll have a ganders. Also - you can buy a mate for dogmeat amongst other things;

I have no idea how to share video / images from the Xbox tbh. I always record but have no idea where they go.

Thats exactly what I called the recorded video lol. "I see you've made it....." KABOOM. Even the woman cracked a smile.

Just finished the Kellogg mission & found a fatman finally. Was quite 'drunk' whilst playing so died about 43 times trying to get him. In the end just didnt bother negotiating with him and just mini nuked him to the chest. Got his pistol - any good?

Unrelated but just sold the MCS. Was having it cleaned for a viewing and the owner of the forecourt bought it lol. Didn't even test drive it! Not all bad luck this week....

You ever thought about a career in cinematography br0? Some epic camera work in that vid!! Dat steering wheel though.... p.s. Did enjoy your reflection. No wonder you clean up on Tinder :hearteyes:

I bet that person with the orange trolley thought you were a right t**t.

Dude you've heard her squawking at me. Imagine that having sex - nooooooooo thanks.

I've tried mind f**king her "When was the last time you saw your Grandad?" "Dogs look like they could do with a big walk" "Fancy shagging another bloke on the side?". Nothing works.

I read this the other day but article only mentioned the V6 forum so didnt bother!! I enjoyed reading it.

That is an idea but she is a) a needy bint & b) if you knew me you wouldn't want to ever be apart from me. Maybe I could take it up to the office though.......

Thanks @Bubbles - I would have driven through main security at JLR on the Monday so will have a word with them :) Hoping common sense prevails on this one!!! I've told the insurance co they're barking up the wrong tree but just in case I want to have my ammo of info ready.