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I hit a buffalo (or something equally as massive) the other day. Just appeared out of nowhere. Don't think I've ever jumped like that in a game before. ...Until when I was swimming about somewhere, and BOOM! a shark swoops up on me and grabs my arm. Christ. I hate stealth games, but love this...

How I did it...

Two things; I absolutely love the stealthiness of this - done the mission where you end up in a prison after popping off a load of bad guys at a camp. Properly great that; took ages to nail it perfectly - but it was properly awesome when I did. Where the f**k are Tapirs? I need a bigger...

No. My car hasn't got Decemberitis.

I had a quality crash before; went flying over a cliff on a quad bike at full speed, after whacking what I thought was a rock. Then I saw it flying down the cliff in front of me. It was only when I surfaced from the river I landed in, that I saw a turtle crawling out onto the shore. If it could...

Yup. I've not done many missions yet - spent ages getting the radio towers. The whole place feels absolutely enormous. So far, so very good..

I've played literally minutes and I love it already. How long that will last, time will tell...

I'm being thick. Where's this guide?

You don't need to hope anything. It works.

More or less exactly the same as it is on your iPad. As long as you're not watching a tiny resolution video from 1995.

Hard drives shmard drives. You are living in two thousand and late girlfriend. uh huh

Yup. Far Cry 2 bored me half way through so I wasn't bothered about 3 until I watched that. Definately getting it now.

f**king hell! This looks mental! yes, I know this is the PC version. Probably best muting the video & skipping through..

Wait a minute...Mac Mini? I clearly meant Apple TV. Duh. Sorry Jony.

Should have got a Mac Mini. yes, I'm on commission. Sir Jony promises to acknowledge I exist for ten seconds for every Mac Mini I convince somebody to buy who otherwise wouldn't. So thanks.

Re: My new car..... Are Astons the new TT/MX5/BMW/etc, etc of CS then? f**k my s**t life.

Instabuy. Mad isn't it that games from the last generation consoles now perfectly run on mobile phones.

Some Russians just committed suicide.

Fabby!

Oooft love it! Under 28k miles for a mint 10+ year car too.

Re: CLIO IV RS for 2013, Last news I'm liking it. Despite it looking more and more like the result of a filthy night between a Golf and an Ibiza. Rear windows though? What's going on there? From the inside they look über guff. (Yes, it's for the door handle, I know)

Have I ever told you I love you Laura? I love you Laura.

Yeah I know about that, it's PC only though. Surprising it's not on iOS really.. (Or OS X or PS3)

I remember buying it from Game, thinking I was a mega bad arse as I was only 11 at the time. Proper want a go on it again now..

What a dickhead.

The kid can't spell, he meant ledge. Referring to the epic spoiler, yo.

Possibly. He sounds very CJ-ish though. Or like another San Andreas character. It's a bit mad to think that 15 years ago GTA games looked like this.. Loved that. Wonder if its on PSN..

Not the most reliable place on the planet, but what about Wikipedia? Search for each product and the release date is usually on the right hand side.

Sick yo. oh, and Clio Sport? Amateurs. (Unless that's a mahoosive sticker for the site)

oh my god