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If it was an option, I'd suggest you lose the left arm. Its not as good as your right.

The VTS is a different beast now ;) I've been away for a week but something's never change. Jim has been spending MORE money.

You can't drive direct to Japan iirc. Might involve wasting the coastgaurds time as well.

Stop using the boooost.

Keeps getting better!

Where was my invite.

Lol. good starter car that. What mpg does it do?

Car and pics look phatt (kids say that I think). Whatever you do man, for god sake don't use it. It belongs in a museum. Last of the v8s iirc.

Our lass has just headed off to work. As she walked down the drive, I shouted "f*ck off". Bi*ch called the Feds. I know your pain OP. just be grateful you haven't got kids with the security guard. Or a mortgage. I hate security guards too.

Pics of security guard woman?

Sexual

Sounds broken!

Tbf the bit where you come back through and the noise resonates in the tunnel for ages - was fckin immense.

Is that sticker something to do with Cher Lloyd? Sorry I'm old.

I swear that we were both laughing so much, words were difficult to string into sentences. At least it was for me. Passed a femme having a jog down a country lane - she was moist or petrified, one and the same I guess, but mega Lolz were the result.

I haven't laughed as hard in years. Truely epic. The kids are scared to go outside when this passes. Crazy. Quick too, pulls nicely and the noise....

Well....? You must have it by now?

Yaye!

Hopefully today though...

I'd love to own your vee. I'd treat it like our lass. Speak to it respectfully through the week, ensure it is washed and then smash it until the wheels fall at the weekend. We just need to agree the price.

It looked like new.

Lolz no. Didn't get one with it!

Its a little easier when there's no doorcards and poly windows. A bit more space for my spade hands. But having said that, the door lock and handle are right in the corner of the door and you need an access lamp or decent torch to help you out. I'm not looking forward to that bit, tbh.

Lovely. Top mounts - any pics?

Yep, but it's only the bodykit that makes it two tone. The car is actually arctic silver as a base. I'm just gonna stick the bodykit on this door and hey presto

Im gonna book some time off to get a few bits done on the paxo. But in the meantime, I've purchased a few parts cheap from eBay. First up is a set of spax adjustable rear dampers. £29. They are spax psx jobs and look pretty new! The spare door (to replace the gashed drivers one) arrived too...

£20 or so? Otherwise I'll have a go myself. Got plenty of gaffer tape and small bits of metal.

I drive like a nob most of the time, not indicating and leaving the correct stopping distances etc. I'd like to be dragged through the window and punched. I mean, his jean buttons would scratch the door etc, fckin nightmare detailing required after that.

Ah nice one! how much for sticking a set of tyres on?

where is this? I can't get 6 wheels and tyres in the clio though - and its hard enough finding someone to watch the young un.