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  1. TheEvilGiraffe

    Flashing oil icon and stop on dash

    It's French .. the possibilities are endless !!!!!
  2. TheEvilGiraffe

    Flashing oil icon and stop on dash

    Oil light (IIRC) normally means 'no oil pressure' .. could be no oil (you've checked this), duff pump, duff sender, or just a bit of Frenchness coming into play. Good luck :S
  3. TheEvilGiraffe

    172 Tyre Pressures...!

    33/31 will do fine. Doesn't it say on the B-pillar...?
  4. TheEvilGiraffe

    My Yozza'd Arctic Blue 182

    Tidy. Why after a good clean, did you choose to take it down the dustiest looking road in the universe ? :rasp: Only thing that annoys me is that most of the photos are shot from the same bloomin' angle ! Move around a bit more in future ;)
  5. TheEvilGiraffe

    F4R engine torque settings

    http://www.matrasport.dk/Cars/Espace/vault/JE/3219A_JE_F4R.pdf Any good ?
  6. TheEvilGiraffe

    i need a bath after servicing my clio took two days and im greasy and sweaty

    I was going to offer some advice regarding the use of correct spark plugs, and also suggest the good ol' screwdriver/hammer removal technique for stubborn oil filters, BUT, I think this is more appropriate and will probably be of more use to the OP: Clearly he's on crack, so that will make...
  7. TheEvilGiraffe

    The Devil Wears Parada

    Paradas are progressive (on the road) in the wet. Had no issues in 2 years on my ph1 ! Just adjust your driving to suit. Comical levels of grip in the dry. Never tracked them. Think I payed £28 a corner for 15" from demon-thieves... :evil:
  8. TheEvilGiraffe

    So, who isn't at CSS?

    Me ! I'm sure Revels would have held your hand if necessary :rasp:
  9. TheEvilGiraffe

    I got a bargain tripod t'other day...

    I'm pretty sure my one hasnt got spikes on the feet. Also the pic has one section of the legs up so it goes shorter. :) Regarding the above size related allegations, I cannot conform or deny the matter :rasp:
  10. TheEvilGiraffe

    A little advice for a prospective RS Clio buyer.

    Welcome ! I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about, I can't picture what you mean at all. A styling line on the door, the roof, the B pillar? Running vertically so I assume ground to roof ? :S Put up a pic of the side of a Clio and MS Paint a circle what you're on about... If...
  11. TheEvilGiraffe

    Product Photography - Bread/cakes... Bakery related foodz.

    Cheers dude, pretty happy client and pretty happy me TBQFH ! Will see what happens when she glues them to her website next week. :approve:
  12. TheEvilGiraffe

    Product Photography - Bread/cakes... Bakery related foodz.

    *Groan* Cheers ! Just the good ol' nifty fifty, my funny furry friend !
  13. TheEvilGiraffe

    New to photography... Opinions on camera

    Are you any good with a camera already ? Good eye for a photo, composition etc etc ... If yes, then go with a D-SLR and get addicted. If no, then buy that for £100, use it for a month, 6 months, a year, get your eye in, see if you want to continue or see if it's in the same place you left it...
  14. TheEvilGiraffe

    Macbook Pro RAM

    Go to Crucial.com, download their system checker, open it up, 5 seconds later you'll be in their shop with exactly the right stuff and you click 'buy me please' .. then wait for the postie to arrive ! :coffee: :D
  15. TheEvilGiraffe

    I got a bargain tripod t'other day...

    Just got my Mini one today from Amazon ! New tripod ! by evil_giraffes_rule, on Flickr
  16. TheEvilGiraffe

    smoke from horn lol.

    Happens a lot when you replace the wheel, can't remember what it is/was that shorted... housemate's did this, and so did Rob's ! I think it set fire to his trousers too hahaha !
  17. TheEvilGiraffe

    New to photography... Opinions on camera

    ^ HAAAA ! Girlsname 1 : Nikonfanboy 0.
  18. TheEvilGiraffe

    New to Clio Sport

    I've had both mk2 phases, and driven a friend's wedge CRX too ! Ph2 has a nicer interior... thats it on plus point for me. Xenons are nice, but decent bulbs on a Ph1 is no problem (and cheaper to replace when they go pop!). That's where it ends in my opinion. Engines are basically the...
  19. TheEvilGiraffe

    Snow Foam & Pollen Filter!

    *awaits 'my cabin is foaming' thread* :rasp:
  20. TheEvilGiraffe

    New to Clio Sport

    Welcome ! Got a Rex huh ? The wedge shaped one ? Go drive a ph2, and then a ph1 .. see which you like better ;)
  21. TheEvilGiraffe

    Just done the rstuner thing and....

    Impressive. Anyway, back on topic, your issue seems very strange and not one that comes up on here too often (if at all !?). What was the car like before you RS-T'd it ? What fuel did you run before...? 95 without issue I'm guessing..? Could be worth dropping a message to Henk @ Fastchip...
  22. TheEvilGiraffe

    Just done the rstuner thing and....

    Try one of these: One scoop, one big hole. Dive in ! ;)
  23. TheEvilGiraffe

    Just done the rstuner thing and....

    Nah, no need, I only push trolleys around Tesco car parks. I do have a 25m swimming certificate though.
  24. TheEvilGiraffe

    Original Car Sketch

    Can you do a picture of a blue Clio covered in clingfilm and flies who died laughing ?
  25. TheEvilGiraffe

    Hi

    Ha ! Well spotted, Detective. Miller, where are you from in the SE ? Langley Green throws up multiple hits when Googling.
  26. TheEvilGiraffe

    Self Destruct?

    Mine will be fine. We're wearing tin foil hats.
  27. TheEvilGiraffe

    Snow Foam & Pollen Filter!

    I'm sure it'll have "something" in/on it to stop the pollen ! They're only about £7 from memory, Trev ?! Just buy a new one ;)
  28. TheEvilGiraffe

    abs remove

    Sell it and buy a Cup ?!
  29. TheEvilGiraffe

    Hi

    Howdy !
  30. TheEvilGiraffe

    Drivers seat adjustment levers, what does this one do???

    It adjusts the height of the seat relative to the floor. Pull it up, and take your weight off the seat ! If it already feels like your head is on the ceiling and you're driving a bus, pull it up and put some more weight down and back on it and you should be heading for the floor. The handle...
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