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  1. TheEvilGiraffe

    Dead Clio, Wont Start, No Central Locking, No Immobiliser Light??

    If you've removed it, and then refitted it .. and only now this problem has arisen, I'd suggest that you have just caused it. Make sure both connections on the battery are tight and correct and the right way round ! :-S Do the dCi's have inertia switches ? Ph1's did .. fairly sure Ph2's don't...
  2. TheEvilGiraffe

    boohoo... service time

    Re: cars ruined me for the next few months! FLOL @ free MOT. Your "free" MOT just nearly cost you over £500 depending what hilarious costs the tyres would have been. Bargain.
  3. TheEvilGiraffe

    boohoo... service time

    Re: cars ruined me for the next few months! You took your car to Renault ? Schoolboy(girl) error !
  4. TheEvilGiraffe

    2003 Clio 1.2 16v.. very fuel thirsty. Just been serviced!

    You're never going to get 5mpg out of an oil change, unless you'd done 200k miles without changing the oil ! My guesses would be lamda sensor ? Blocked cat or binding brakes ? Get it to a garage you know and trust and get them to test emissions. I get better MPG out of my 172 lol.
  5. TheEvilGiraffe

    Videos ? Editing / noob / help ?!

    I'd class myself as a competent amateur behind an SLR taking stills .. however, when I switch the trigger to 'Video' on my 7D, it all goes wrong. Filming on a stationary tripod, in bright (back lit) sunlight, they still look awful .. doesn't seem to matter which lens I use, they just dont seem...
  6. TheEvilGiraffe

    fuel cover

    Why are you respraying a Trophy ?! :eek:
  7. TheEvilGiraffe

    fuel cover

    It will look like you've stuck a crappy chromed plastic sticker on your fuel cap !? :dead:
  8. TheEvilGiraffe

    Clean bean with new wheels fitted!

    Er.. *Cough cough* ;)
  9. TheEvilGiraffe

    Home made Clio van!!

    Epic sex ? Feel sorry for your OH :rasp: I'm assuming you're not a midget as I spy no booster seat, but please accept my apologies if you are vertically challenged. P.S.: Cream carpet .. mountain bikes ? Goooood plan, Batman ;)
  10. TheEvilGiraffe

    F4sta and the boosh

    Ok ok .. how much did Brian pay you to pretend his car was out of it's garage ?
  11. TheEvilGiraffe

    my car for sale

    Better photos needed. If you have "thousands", find 3 better ones man ! Might be better to put it to standard and sell the mods on here...? Lot of people won't buy a modified car like that as insurance won't be friendly. Four reel ?? :S
  12. TheEvilGiraffe

    Clean bean with new wheels fitted!

    Looks alright tho ;) More importantly, how's that album cover ? :boring:
  13. TheEvilGiraffe

    Hit One Of Those Magical Pot Holes Last Night..

    So you haven't hit a pot hole, or taken a huge hit of pot ? Look like 4 space savers on there TBH. :dapprove:
  14. TheEvilGiraffe

    Hit One Of Those Magical Pot Holes Last Night..

    Lovely story, but Wtf has this got to do with magic or potholes?
  15. TheEvilGiraffe

    Having troubles with insurance...Advice needed!!!

    most 'normal' insurance companies put the price up just to catch the lazy people who will just auto renew. phone them and beat some money out of them. then, call some modified specialists .. brentcare, greenlight, sky for starters .. get some quotes and see where you stand. you're young, im...
  16. TheEvilGiraffe

    Negative Camber Spacers - two birds with one stone!

    LMAO. Nice one Nick ! These would sell for hundreds on eBay...
  17. TheEvilGiraffe

    Photoshop request *SIMPLE*

    Bring out The GiMP !!
  18. TheEvilGiraffe

    Should i go for it??

    No problemo dude. It's only on here at the moment .. will be on AT and PH on the w/e if I get a chance !
  19. TheEvilGiraffe

    Should i go for it??

    Ooh .. yeah .. fair enough. Best cars are always in Scotland or 10 miles from Lands End anyway.. you should be overwhelmed with choice ;)
  20. TheEvilGiraffe

    Should i go for it??

    Where are you dude ?
  21. TheEvilGiraffe

    Should i go for it??

    My 172 is up for sale .. has had the belts done too ..
  22. TheEvilGiraffe

    Could really do with some camera advice

    If you've got the money .. get a 500d... whatever you get, you'll either get bored and sell up in 6 months, or sell up and upgrade later on ! Couldnt remember the exact figures on the shutter lifespan but knew it was something silly. Anyway, if it does fail, they're hardly expensive anyway :)
  23. TheEvilGiraffe

    My HUGE dilema.. Head v heart!

    OK i've had a look through your old posts .. get it taken to a specialist for diagnostics... By ABS fault, I assumed you meant that it didn't work or it kicked in too early... it looks like you turn a corner and the brakes appear to be applying themselves for whatever reason ? Where was the...
  24. TheEvilGiraffe

    Fail

    Worst "I went to BasVegas and all I saw was this Mondeo" thread ever.
  25. TheEvilGiraffe

    My HUGE dilema.. Head v heart!

    The ABS sensors are on the brakes .. they look at the ABS ring which rotates with the brake disc. The ring has teeth on it, the sensors basically count teeth, and if one is reading zero, and the other 3 are reading more than zero, it tells the ABS system one is locked. Why do you think there...
  26. TheEvilGiraffe

    Bye bye 182.. Hello???

    Naaaah.. eBay is full of thieves .. just steal some yourself ! ;)
  27. TheEvilGiraffe

    My HUGE dilema.. Head v heart!

    So you knew it needed a cambelt .. that money should have already been accounted for when you bought it. A week on here sees about 3 threads with "my car doesnt go round corners/i've discovered i've got leaking rear shocks" as the main plot. Buy a new pair or rear shocks and fit them yourself...
  28. TheEvilGiraffe

    SHM's 600bhp + 600lbs/ft Rallycross Car

    Nice. Why the comedic front arch gap relative to the rear ? "Custom" cut to allow steering lock on bumpy surfaces I presume ?!
  29. TheEvilGiraffe

    Bye bye 182.. Hello???

    Do I smell a restraining order ?
  30. TheEvilGiraffe

    custom straight exhaust pipe no cat etc will it work ?

    Pulse tuning .. ever heard of it ? No, I didn't think so...
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