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I think clean simple Icebergs are clioporrnography. I also think I should stop giving myself ideas before I end up with one of the damn things......!

You answered your own question yesterday, dearest sexpest...: Come on guys .. anyone else working on an entry ??

Righty ho. I'm out ....

I just cant honestly see the point ? Not much will look any different to your 1.4 at a component level. You're not going to blueprint the engine I'm presuming ? So why not just leave it alone and drive it ? Buy a car from a scrappy to reduce it to its component parts and attempt to put it...

No need to take it all apart, loosen things, brake stuff, lose important things...... RS's aren't Swiss watches, they're girls cars made of cheese and tinfoil. Badly. They break. When something brakes, squeaks, falls off .. find it and fix or replace it. You'll soon know your way round the...

Why would you buy a perfectly working car, and then leave it off the road for a year to take it apart then rebuild it ?! :S

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?506067-Car-detailing-amp-Paint-Correction-available

8dam... Give it to Steve@R-Sport. £50 will get it machine polished and looking SPANKING. Buy PW, snowfoam lance/liquid, some decent wax (R222, 476S etc) and be done with it. He did Dan's M3 in April or May last year, and its still looking amazing even though it's not really been cleaned...

Fear not, WillDot, you will be paying out diddly squat.

Needs CS stickorzzzzzz.

On a SRS note for a second here .. bloody good of them to donate all of the funds to charideeeee !! Hope this gets a lot of attention. On an even more serious note .. we should have a few prizes for people, perhaps £10 for each one (out of the area rep's pocket of course) .. suggestions may...

Maybe. You know the score, Victoria !

YOU LOOK SILLY ! Come over about 8 tonight... I'll stick some Barry White on :D

Night pics + cars... Needed: Tripod, camera with 'bulb mode', car, remote shutter (or 2sec timer mode), patience. Recommended: Bright torch, D-SLR, UWA lens, warm clothing, good sense of humour... *Stay away from light sources unless they are pointing at your subject but NOT at your...

Night photos aren't difficult. You just need the gift..... But you can't learn that sh*t. :rasp:

HA ! I'm going to email these to the felt tip fairies... sorry, styling team tomorrow. New Transit needs stance. /FordEngineer.

Yeah .. there's a reason they are cheap. To infinity and beyoooooond. Hard as granite so will last for ever, long after you've spun off into a tree at 20 mph the first time there's a bit of drizzle in the next town. Never ever buy cheap (crap) tyres !!

Where have you been ? I had it for 2 years, and sold it in June (?) last year.... Pics of the GTi needed fo'sho !

5 years .. one car ? Mad ! Boredom threshold of a... .... ... what doesn't get bored ? I've no idea. My joining date, you unobservant chocolate flavoured snack !

Some comments/questions etc... 1: Very nice mint tidy fresh looking Ph1. 2: What have you been driving since (checks avatar) Aug 2008 ? I always assumed you probably had a Clio but never had any information to suggest any different, or frankly that you have been riding a pit pony around the...

Stunning. I think you need a (not very) professional photoshoot.... Call me :rasp:

Last picture is available here in full res: Click me VICTORIA ! Empty your PMs woman.

:o Thanks chief.

Tigger ! Where have you been man ? Nice idea with the calender...! Any more takers for this month ?? :dapprove:

Put it in M mode (manual) rather than shutter prio. Bulb mode will only be in full manual as it won't know how long you want to take picture for, so cant adjust aperture etc to suit an (almost) infinite time scale of exposure :evil:

Yup. It is .. you know what you have to do !

(1) - HAI ! (2) - Words fail me.

Attention seeking ho-bag. Get back to work !! Last picture is amazinomgrrzzz!!!11!1!!!!!!

Considered a ph1 ? I know I'm a ph1 fanboy .. but they look better, they are faster, they are more fun to drive, and there's less of them about. They are cheaper to buy, 15" tyres are cheap as chips and better (insert physics lesson here) ... They also look less like 1.2's than ph2's. All IMO...

Ahh I seeeeeeee...! Hope you enjoy it !!