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  1. Speedo Gonzales

    ❤️ ClioSport Festival 2025 @ Anglesey Circuit ❤️

    A night fueled by sexual pleasure, desire and ultimate toe clenching, shuddering orgasms or spending time with your wife Easy decision
  2. Speedo Gonzales

    What's your favourite car related YouTube channel?

    Was just about to come and post that video I think he's nailed it tbh. I know a few people who have bought cars directly from Taylor. One of them had to spend £1500 on his E61 car less than 48 hours into ownership because it was fucked He's a shady c**t and I bet every single one of their...
  3. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    I'd quite like to have 1 roadworthy car that doesn't grenade, but life's not geared that way🤣🙃 f**k knows, I might have to at this rate If I can't fix the Clio this weekend I probably will just buy something for less than a grand and drive it like a complete c**t for a few months
  4. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    My engine hasn't even been delivered yet, it's probably a month away from being done at least
  5. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    Driving home, going about 40mph and hit something the size of a football Out of nowhere, it made 2 massive bangs as it went underneath and my soul left my body via the arsehole. My sheer luck it smacked straight on the gear selector🙃🙃 Undertray fucked, selector arm bent (I think) and it...
  6. Speedo Gonzales

    Clio sport 182 mileage has gone down since i brought it

    You're driving everywhere in reverse Silly sausage
  7. Speedo Gonzales

    Power Tool Perverts

    "Lovely, these are still warm"
  8. Speedo Gonzales

    Power Tool Perverts

    "I'm interested, but I really need you to clarify is they did actually die whilst wearing these shoes" "Sir can you please leave before I have to call the Police"
  9. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    Because you're getting glizzy glazed with tattywater 💦
  10. Speedo Gonzales

    Ph1 172 Refurbishment.

    They might be the same sort of people that need to sleep on a deposit bud
  11. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    There appears to be some windscreen in amongst my salt shield
  12. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

    My rear arches just like
  13. Speedo Gonzales

    Monaco 172 Track Car

  14. Speedo Gonzales

    Ph1 172 Refurbishment.

    People these days are too eccentric and think they need everything Champagne on a Friday sort of fodder
  15. Speedo Gonzales

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    We need to keep the table of autism to ourselves, other people will want to be included now
  16. Speedo Gonzales

    Ph1 172 Refurbishment.

    Yeah but all the offside suspension is fucked on yours because you've driven it 👀
  17. Speedo Gonzales

    Oops I did it again... Adey's Clio 200 EDC

    Ktec will still be using the excuse "we're moving warehouse" like people still use the covid excuse Useless
  18. Speedo Gonzales

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Mark gives very good advice to be honest It was stuff I kinda already knew but he put it in a way that made it make even more sense. It felt like I got a free tuition I was flying in the afternoon, so much so @Robbie Corbett nearly sent it into the pit wall trying to keep up. And I had fucked...
  19. Speedo Gonzales

    The New Phone Thread

    Aye my S22 ultra has had no issues I don't even feel the need to upgrade yet
  20. Speedo Gonzales

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    And you sat there thinking "f**k I wish I was sat over there" 😂 Your arse was lethal And you kept farting which made things worse
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