Grand Theft Auto V

[Adam.P]

I discovered that flying a helicopter into the army base to steal a fighter jet doesn't end well.

I did around 1 hour of missions, 2 and half hours of messing around last night, forgot how much I love this game.

 

[MarkCup]

where did you find that? Whilst digging on a job or something? Proper handgun that.

It's an 8mm blank firer. I had one exactly the same...except it wasn't hidden in a building.

 

[mr bognor]

My copy just arrived at work so have said to the girlfriend I cant make our dinner date tonight as I have to stay late at work

 

[cafcross]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrSUUacykcM

 

[Loz H]

My copy just arrived at work so have said to the girlfriend I cant make our dinner date tonight as I have to stay late at work

Cold, but genius...

 

[Mark-F]

does that only work with the special edition maps?

 

[mr bognor]

Needs must

Cold, but genius...

 

[Herr Flick]

Hope he gets killed.

 

[Cookie]

Just hijacked a military convoy with Trevor, was fucken beautiful.

Helicopter in full pelt, landed right where I wanted to, jump out into psycho mode and take down 20 troops. Steal the truck. So awesome.

 

[Adamm.]

Hope he gets killed.

c**t, but I did lol a bit.

 

[Herr Flick]

Funny when he saw the black man in the car. lol.

 

[Gally]

Trevor on that Lazlow mission. Actual tears!

Oh I now have my money from the heist so suits r us!

 

[DannyR]

does that only work with the special edition maps?

Yes

 

[Thrust-Rated]

Biggest mistake ever letting my brother have a go on GTA. Been sat watching him for half hour now

 

[Jordi17]

Are there any trailers knocking about? found the unit but no trailer to hook up?

 

[couzens]

Any one got any tips on what stocks to buy? I bought a load of cigarette shares before the Redwood Cigarette witness mission. Mate an absolute fortune, but thats all I've bought at the moment.

 

[Dan...]

The jewellers heist - smart or dumb?

 

[JCC]

Loud for the jewellery heist.

Going in quietly on GTA is ultimate faggotry.

 

[dajones]

Are there any trailers knocking about? found the unit but no trailer to hook up?

Loads on the north of the map. There's boat trailers for jeeps aswell

 

[Snakey]

Disappointed you cant seem to operate the car transporter to load it up with cars

Unless I'm doing it wrong...

 

[Thrill]

Disappointed you cant seem to operate the car transporter to load it up with cars

Unless I'm doing it wrong...

It was tricky in SA!

 

[Scott H.]

I'm driving, you can jerk me off... I'm joking, you can suck me off!

 

[Ray Gin]

Trevor's headbutt is so awesome! Only managed to do it once though.

 

[Pistachio]

"Not now, I gotta go lube my pussy"

XD

 

[Ay Ay Ron]

I'm driving, you can jerk off... I'm joking, you can suck me off!

I've just turned it off at this point. I need sleep!

Such a good game.

 

[withoutabix]

FLOL

Just swapped characters to Trev and found him on a moped chasing another dude on a moped shouting "lets be moped buddys!!!"

 

[Dave..]

Mother f**king submarine.

dont try going 400ft down though...

 

[Cookie]

FLOL

Just swapped characters to Trev and found him on a moped chasing another dude on a moped shouting "lets be moped buddys!!!"

PMSL!

 

[AK]

Just got a 911T, modded it fully, took it a drive in the country and some c**t stole it from me.

 

[Hixle]

Finally did a mission.

 

[dajones]

Switched to Trevor. He's pissed in his pants on a beach, surrounded by dead bodies. Shouting I didn't do it. Trevor is a hero. I've switched it off now. On 63% atm lol

 

[Adamm.]

Just got a 911T, modded it fully, took it a drive in the country and some c**t stole it from me.

HAHAHA!

 

[Snakey]

After my failed attempt to stop a freight train by planting a Fire Engine on the tracks, I tried shooting the driver as it passed... I missed.

So I jumped onto one of the rear carriages as it passed and made way across the roof. I got to the front of the train, slid down onto the side of it a found that the b*****d locks the door, so I put a cap in the back of his head through the window.

And found that yup, it just keeps on going....

(You cant use the camera on a moving train)

 

[dajones]

After my failed attempt to stop a freight train by planting a Fire Engine on the tracks, I tried shooting the driver as it passed... I missed.

So I jumped onto one of the rear carriages as it passed and made way across the roof. I got to the front of the train, slid down onto the side of it a found that the b*****d locks the door, so I put a cap in the back of his head through the window.

And found that yup, it just keeps on going....

I don't think they're drivable

 

[Gally]

Not a greatest picture but can't take a picture in game. I need a lambo now!

 

[AK]

Mine looked like that, then got nicked. Pricks.

 

[Loz H]

My pride & joy

JDM y0

 

[Leeshez]

Gonna sound daft but can you play this without being a gold member on xbox live?

 

[Mark-F]

yep

 

[timuss]

I am yet to find any weapons around the map other than the Ammonation stores, in previous games there were guns and armour littered around the map. And also hidden packages are they only locatable after a certain point in the story.