Hawwo!!!

[neef]

Unfortunately I have never seen broke back mountain so can only imagine the fun you had.
I do hope u returned the favour though as I'm sure it's nice to share.

 

[neef]

I like this girl.

Hi, I'm Jason, I enjoy long walks in the park and anal.

I'm quite lazy ... So walking from the car to the house is enough for me.

As for anal... I hear mace can help u on that one.
My lack of penis means I cant satisfy your needs
And as a woman.. I don't poo therefor have no anus

 

[Bodge!]

I'm quite lazy ... So walking from the car to the house is enough for me.

As for anal... I hear mace can help u on that one.
My lack of penis means I cant satisfy your needs
And as a woman.. I don't poo therefor have no anus

Do you burp and fart?

 

[welshname]

 

[neef]

Do you burp and fart?

No no... I don't do any of those things for I am a lady

 

[neef]

Me without my make up

 

[Jason_E]

I can settle for Vagina, I'm young and enthusiastic.

 

[GeorgeH]

Tears, actual tears. Welcome to cs.

 

[alanc1000]

welcome onboard the forum.

Just as a helpful heads up, i'm the only decent gentleman bloke on here, the rest are knobs, so if you are looking to smash one of the members on here it may as well be me i suppose

 

[neef]

Why thanks for that honest piece of information.. Il bare that in mind if I ever decide to "smash" a membe of the site..
Though u haven't specified Which form of smashing you wish for me to choose u for...
So if I come flying at u with a baseball bat... Don't blame me...
Just remember... U asked me to do it x

 

[Dean.]

LOL. hi, i think i know you, we have mutual friends x

 

[neef]

My fb app won't load =[
Who do we have mutual ??? Xx

 

[Jason_E]

You took my Facebook details and then didn't add me? MASSIVE Sadface.

 

[Dean.]

Scott Jones
Lee wigmore
Dan Handley
Terry Jones
Zara Deighton

All from cmmoc i guess, although i never go on there now.

 

[neef]

Yeaaaaaa =]
cmmoc lol!

I tries to add u but my phones waank x

 

[neef]

*double post edit*

 

[Truffs]

This thred is ace

 

[SRIDENZ]

NEEFY!!! Its your twin here. ) Welcome!

I couldnt be arsed to read all the pages! How many of this lot have tried to seduce you with there silky smooth courting lines?!? lol

 

[neef]

God ollie I'd never have realised that was u! Lol
Twinny!! <3
hope ur ok!!!
Xxxxx

 

[SRIDENZ]

Much Cup Love Bruv <3
Im good. Sounds like your not! hope you shift your germs soon!
xx

 

[neef]

I feel rough. I'm barely gonna be abl
To watch skins all the way thru tee bee haych!!!!!
Xxx

 

[JoedotwasT5phy]

So i missed another one....

Hello. i'm well fit

/end

 

[Birdie*]

I swear my welcome thread got about 3 messages and most people left disappointed thinking birdie was going to be a girl obviously should have ran with that idea to be popular!

Welcome anyways I'm from down tge road in wonderful Newmarket

 

[neef]

Ah I'm in fen ditton (sadly) so only 15 mins away. I often head over to bury as well. Come say haii..
I have to admit.. I saw birdie and thought u were a girll ha.
Our vxr came from your way. .. Well I kno he used to hang about up rookery.. Mikie his name was.. Well it stil is Mikie but he not got the car ha! X

 

[Birdie*]

Ahh a bit out in the sticks then lol yeah I work in bury next to the new asda so my clios always around there weekdays. I can't see why you would head over there much though all the shops are closed and the nightlife (brazilias -_-) less said the better lol.

Lol I used to see a few people meeting up in the rookery on walks back from the pub but never saw anything as new as a vxr most were old bangers and looked like something out of shameless

 

[neef]

Fen ditton isn't in the sticks! Lol!!
It's next stop away from quy. =]
is just near cambs town.

Ah I have many friends in bury.
I don't rly drink so won't be catching me there for pub m club. Tho I do hear it's quite poopx

 

[Birdie*]

Yeah it is I've played Footie there I think its not that bigger place, and tbh quy is kind of in the sticks too! Lol

You don't drink I'm still hangover from last nights session n got mates bday in cambs tomorrow lol hard life tbh

 

[neef]

Lol it's two min drive to centre of town. It's not huge tho. I'm just outside it .. Towards town way.

Haha I prefer to drive.
Done my town drinking time lolllll!!!!! Xx

 

[JD]

You're still here? Bloody hell, you're a keeper then. Most are scared off by, well, everyone in this thread.

Stick around neef, I might actually let you meet Gally one day. But only if you're good.

 

[Birdie*]

Lol ok I'll take your word for it lol will be checking the road signs on the way to cambs tomorrow though lol

Yeah lol tbh can't drink like used to lol only went out for couple pints with the lads last night and wake up feeling like death lol haven't been out proper since went to Newcastle for new years now that is a night out! Couldn't move next day mind. There much to do in the fen ditton or not? Mutual friend in Lee! Lol how you know him?? I users to play Footie on monday nights lol had a class astra lol

 

[The Boosh!]

 

[neef]

I dunno how I know him tbh... Had him on fb for years... Lollll
X

 

[Munson]

Lol grass and treeees..
It was actually in my work car park on my lunch break in the summertiiiime.

Lookin thru the site it appears alot of members have had zetec essesess at one time.
=] I do miss slut. She did me
Proud.. Shame she was too slow really.

Lol paint special!? I thoght it was a photo!!!!



And another pic for good measure

That picture made me actually lol.

Welcome to CS BTW.

 

[neef]

Thanks sugar tits.. I like to entertain

 

[Munson]

This thread is actually really f**king funny. Definitely a banned user. Mike 182 again?

 

[neef]

Um.. Definately not a banned user lol!!!!
I would post up pics of proof but I don't wanna be an asw...
Deffo... A girl though =] x

 

[172Ben]

6 pages?

Awesome welcome, but its had its time now.