I sat and looked for three days down my culdisac the other day

[Cuplica]

But nobody came by in their Clio. I looked and looked yet nothing appeared. Where are you all? You in your little nippy cars. I sat at the top so I could look all the way down my road at any possible clio drivers. I want to wave at you and have you wave back. And then you'll come inside for a cup of coffee and beans. And we will enjoy every minute and talk about tyres and beesting aerials. My dog will come in and sniff your leg and it'd be marvellous. I'd be the happiest person on the planet if that happened. My fisturgle planet scrudilenter isn't working today. So we'd have to chebangletize the silophisticant demoninthistemic arterialator until the banchetleyc franchesistimence ceased to abhorr the effects of the fisturgle planet scrudilenter. Wait! I've found the problem. It was a loose washer.

 

[BoatNonce]

I'll have 3 of whatever this guy's had.

 

[DaveDreads]

Dude you're f*cking weird.

 

[pete_182_87]

Mental health social worker here. Please get in touch if you need a room!

 

[Ray Gin]

Dude you're f*cking weird.

You know you're fucked when Dave tells you this

 

[Mr Plums]

I'm going back to sleep.

 

[BoatNonce]

Please nobody delete this until he wakes up sober and the unicorns have gone. It'll give him a good measure of how fucked he was.

 

[Mr Plums]

Someone actually likes his post.

 

[N4TH4N]

Please nobody delete this until he wakes up sober and the unicorns have gone. It'll give him a good measure of how fucked he was.

There's no way hes high or drunk and type that well. I certainly couldn't lol

 

[dann2707]

He posted something weird as f**k in someone else's spotted thread too @Diagro saw it too I think.

 

[dann2707]

Okay it was his own but still...

http://www.cliosport.net/threads/th...bra-a1-near-musselburgh.761078/#post-10526824

 

[Diagro]

Yea pmsl this guy's crackers

 

[George182]

FLOL. This guys brilliant.

 

[Advikaz]

amazing

 

[Mistercorn]

I don't understand, how can you have a loose washer?

MC

 

[Cuplica]

I have a loose washer because I clearly have a nut loose, too! I'm.not weird. Just different... stop by for coffee and beans ladies and gentlemen...

 

[dann2707]

Where do you live because i'm half tempted!

 

[Spinksy]

Where do you live because i'm half tempted!

I'm in two minds...

I'd be worried about getting stabbed .., but at the same time I want to go for a cuppa just to see if he is this zany in real life..

 

[Cuplica]

I'm not going to stab someone. I have no will to be incarcerated for the rest of my days for stabbing someone I meet from the forums. If you don't want beans I've got other delicious tea-friendly foodstuffs. Enchiliadingzas? Strawberry flavoured. Pop on over folks. You won't be dissapointed, I also have an oil leak so it'd be constructive too. Its running down my face as we speak. I think its the head, its loose. Or the rubber thingy that does that thing we all think is something .

 

[Mr Burns]

He's no weirder than someone who's into detailing...

 

[Cuplica]

My girlfriend just bought a black abarth 500 actually. I've asked for a machine polisher for Christmas so keeping it tidy will be easier............. first and last black car for this callsign that's for sure! Giloposlyctismylasm.

 

[banther]

I think we've found the new Area rep for the Trollville 101 district.

 

[Cub.]

Ok.

FYI - 'Cul-de-sac'