Torque Moto Cafe - Horsham - 14th May

[MarkCup]

Billy's Menu - Billy's on the Road

Menu for Billy's on the Road, a roadside cafe and restaurant on the A29 Stane Street near Billingshurst, West Sussex.

www.billysontheroad.co.uk

Decent enough caff nearby ish. Car park isn't a bad size. It's a biker hangout/where old people go for Sunday breakfast

Yeah it's good there.

 

[Pegasaurus Rex]

W

FFS. I was hoping for a bit more of a lie in. But I can get down there just to f**k off all the Germanic control freak owners with some Italian raucous passion noise.

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get There for 9:30 or 9:45 please any earlier will twist my bratwurst

 

[TimR26]

I can’t make it now unfortunately. It’s my boys birthday and we’ve now got plans from 11am onwards. Not really worth driving two hours to only spend an hour or so there.

1. Luke
2. Cookie
3. Davyy / StayPuft 🤣
4. Boring_Gob (get control of your s** t)
5. MarkCup
6. Giraffe
7. Racky (not blacklisted)
8. Stefan
9. Sir_Dave
10. Cub
11. Don’t call me Dave (Russ)
12. Sir Nancy Flowers (aka Will)
13. Fletcher
14. Not a Diesel!!!

 

[Touring_Rob]

Got to love a fathers ability to remember their kids birthdays. For all I know its my sons birthday on Sunday too 😂

 

[TimR26]

Got to love a fathers ability to remember their kids birthdays. For all I know its my sons birthday on Sunday too 😂

I was planning on bringing him with me lol

 

[Stefan.]

See everyone there tomorrow....it's gonna piss it down now guaranteed

 

[Sir Nancy Flowers]

Just about to give mine a quick once over too.

It will only rain if i put the Semi slicks on 🤣

 

[Cookie]

Mine got a spaffing the other day

 

[MarkCup]

Mine didn't.

 

[Cub.]

Mine got a clean today….

 

[Touring_Rob]

I have done nothing. I did buy some leather cleaner though which I haven't used.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

I have done nothing. I did buy some leather cleaner though which I haven't used.

For your arseless chaps ?

Check the forecast first this time... might be a bit chilly

 

[Racky]

Now everyone washes their car ? What is this ? Conspiration ?
Now I'll be the only one with a dirty car there.

100% I will be turned around and not be allowed to park there. Madness!!!

 

[Buccal]

I’m up for this.

I don't have a clio anymore but will pop down in something else

 

[Cub.]

I’m up for this.

I don't have a clio anymore but will pop down in something else

Don’t worry, don’t think anyone is taking a clio 🤣

 

[Buccal]

Don’t worry, don’t think anyone is taking a clio 🤣

🤣

 

[Racky]

Don’t worry, don’t think anyone is taking a clio 🤣

You say I can bring my shitbox Modus ? 😄

 

[Touring_Rob]

Just spoken to Hixle and Cookie. There is a chance we will not get into Torque Moto Cafe because its a Porsche day. Probably a proper Porker day too so Caymans will likely be turned away with the rest of us peasants.

So, Plan A is Torque Moto, if they let us in great, if not then we will head to Billy's on the Road which is 16mins away and looks really good too. If we do get turned away I'll put a message in here (others will too I suspect!).

Plan A - Torque Moto Cafe RH12 4QD
Plan B - Billys on the Road RH14 9AE

 

[Stay Puft]

Late finish at work and the car is absolutely hanging so gonna give it a miss, also cba to drive that far 🤣 have a good one chaps.

 

[Hixle]

Late finish at work and the car is absolutely hanging so gonna give it a miss, also cba to drive that far 🤣 have a good one chaps.

It’s an hour from you you mince.

Don’t worry about a clean car, @Rojer is turning up from two hours away in a horse and cart.

 

[Rojer]

 

[Stay Puft]

It’s an hour from you you mince.

Don’t worry about a clean car, @Rojer is turning up from two hours away in a horse and cart.

hmm.. you lot getting there for 9am?

 

[Touring_Rob]

hmm.. you lot getting there for 9am?

Basically yes. I'll be there for 8:45.

 

[Hixle]

Considering the potential this has for disaster with the Porsche meeting, anyone coming along feel free to PM me your number and I’ll add into a whatsapp group 👍🏻

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

I am just looking at this to see what cars to watch for passing me in the opposite direction. Flash me up if you see me.

Ay least I have a Renault..... Closest to a Clio. Gave it a clean.

 

[Stay Puft]

Been called a mince so i’ve set a 7am alarm 🤣 just be ready for an M135i that hasn’t been cleaned in 6 months!

 

[Hixle]

Been called a mince so i’ve set a 7am alarm 🤣 just be ready for an M135i that hasn’t been cleaned in 6 months!

Good lad 😘

 

[MarkCup]

Just spoken to Hixle and Cookie. There is a chance we will not get into Torque Moto Cafe because its a Porsche day. Probably a proper Porker day too so Caymans will likely be turned away with the rest of us peasants.

So, Plan A is Torque Moto, if they let us in great, if not then we will head to Billy's on the Road which is 16mins away and looks really good too. If we do get turned away I'll put a message in here (others will too I suspect!).

Plan A - Torque Moto Cafe RH12 4QD
Plan B - Billys on the Road RH14 9AE

They're not going to turn away paying punters, parking is first come first served, get there early enough and it won't be an issue.

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

At least the Porsche guys actually have Porsches.

The Clio club cant even muster up a Clio. Can we have at least one we can stand around?

Or maybe we have made the Clio an aspirational car?



I am gonna wear my Porsche T-Shirt to add to the confusion.

 

[Cub.]

Need to be careful with Clio’s.

Don’t want the Porsche lot gushing at the knickers.

 

[Racky]

At least the Porsche guys actually have Porsches.

The Clio club cant even muster up a Clio. Can we have at least one we can stand around?

Or maybe we have made the Clio an aspirational car?



I am gonna wear my Porsche T-Shirt to add to the confusion.

I think I am the only povo here, so I'll bring a Clio, but will try and find my Porsche hat, to blend in with the others and not make a fool of myself.

 

[Not a Diesel!!!]

I think I am the only povo here, so I'll bring a Clio, but will try and find my Porsche hat, to blend in with the others and not make a fool of myself.

Is it a V6?

You could then say you popped a 6 cylinder engine in the boot as you hear it helped with handling.

 

[Racky]

Need to be careful with Clio’s.

Don’t want the Porsche lot gushing at the knickers.

Didn't you hear that the Clio is the new budget GT3 Rs ?

Is it a V6?

You could then say you popped a 6 cylinder engine in the boot as you hear it helped with handling.

I can write on a sticker 'V6'. Would that work ?

 

[Stay Puft]

A good way to spend a Sunday morning, enjoyed the cafe too. Look forward to the next one 👍

 

[Touring_Rob]

Had a great morning, cheers for organising Hixle and good location Cookie

Have to do it again next month or the month after?

 

[Hixle]

Cheers all, good to see some familiar faces as well as meet new ones.

Only got a couple of pics:






Great location choice @Cookie - well done mate.

 

[Touring_Rob]

@Fletcher thank you for going completely sideways out of the exit and pebble dashing the rr 😂

 

[Fletcher]

@Fletcher thank you for going completely sideways out of the exit and pebble dashing the rr 😂

Sorry Rob.

Good meet guys!

 

[Touring_Rob]

Sorry Rob.

Good meet guys!

All good, I gave chase until the first corner then physics hit me. M2 sounded great!

 

[Hixle]

Car was cold so couldn’t leave you all with deaf ears 😩

Did some IG hunting, I loved Steve’s Alpina!




Bear spotting



Loved the ‘leccy 914!