Who's enough of a douche to admit to having, or wanting, one of...

Goodj · Oct 13, 2015

THESE
AKA. These

The site name alone should dictate that anyone with descended testicles would avoid this like all the plagues. But something tells me there's enough lads wearing tight jeans on this site to mean that at least one person on CS has one and thinks they are "well baws"

Scrooge · Oct 13, 2015

Some one was on one of these gypo looking thing's in Tesco the other day (not the first time I've seen it either) I blocked his path with the trolley for the LOLs. He grabbed the freezer then slipped off. Much chuckles.

Advikaz · Oct 13, 2015

paha,

Bit w**k aren't they..

I like females so won't be buying one.

If it was an actual hover board then i'd be strumming one out over it for sure.

Knuckles · Oct 13, 2015

I saw a kid on one of these at Cheshire oaks the other week. He would not get off it. His mother even let him in a f**king 'restaraunt' with it!?

Then I saw some grown man riding one, in the pissing rain down a very long street in the middle of nowhere with a fair way to go till civilisation. I had a good chuckle.

fairm010 · Oct 13, 2015

Hahahah @Typhoon has one of these.

Philip. · Oct 13, 2015

Tried one in the US a couple weeks ago, nearly broke my f**king neck.

PASS.

Ben.Block · Oct 13, 2015

Advikaz · Oct 13, 2015

If you look carefully you can see the earth tremor

Goodj · Oct 13, 2015

Quake warning triggered in California and Delhi

Typhoon · Oct 13, 2015

Don't be jel, be reem.

Goodj · Oct 13, 2015

Typhoon said:
Don't be jel, be reem.

Yep, I guess that's about the size of it.
h8rs gunna h8, by any chance?

Hixle · Oct 13, 2015

f**king everywhere on Dubai when I was out there a few weeks ago. Not so much Basingstoke.

Typhoon · Oct 13, 2015

Goodj said:
Yep, I guess that's about the size of it.
h8rs gunna h8, by any chance?

On a real, they are good fun!

Jack! · Oct 13, 2015

I read it as SmegWay and thought it was some kind of way to prevent getting a cheesey bellend without having to wash or something.

Advikaz · Oct 13, 2015

Jack! said:
I read it as SmegWay and thought it was some kind of way to prevent getting a cheesey bellend without having to wash or something.

is this something you are actively keeping your eyes peeled for?

Knuckles · Oct 13, 2015

Jack! said:
I read it as SmegWay and thought it was some kind of way to prevent getting a cheesey bellend without having to wash or something.

Stay Puft · Oct 13, 2015

They are illegal to use in public now, a few students go around Portsmouth on them.

Jack! · Oct 13, 2015

Advikaz said:
is this something you are actively keeping your eyes peeled for?

Yeah, I need to find something for my dads birthday that he actually needs for once.

Jack! · Oct 13, 2015

Knuckles said:

I've just spent way too much time on the internet, nothing really surprises me anymore, it has corrupted my mind.

Goodj · Oct 13, 2015

Davyy said:
They are illegal to use in public now, a few students go around Portsmouth on them.

It will take a few council spawn to get hit by uninsured drivers for Mumsnet to take any notice and begin their righteous campaign.

I'd not ban them, I'd just inform Paramedic and ambulance services to de-prioritise any incidents that have these things involved

Inequality Street · Oct 13, 2015

Couple of kids by me own these. Don't do anything for me.

(The kids of the segways)

Goodj said:
It will take a few council spawn to get hit by uninsured drivers for Mumsnet to take any notice and begin their righteous campaign.

I'd not ban them, I'd just inform Paramedic and ambulance services to de-prioritise any incidents that have these things involved

Why are you not a member?

Goodj · Oct 13, 2015

RyG said:
Why are you not a member?

Although I have the bewbs, I lack the violent unpredicatability of having a minge and it's associated hormones

Knuckles · Oct 13, 2015

Jack! said:
I've just spent way too much time on the internet, nothing really surprises me anymore, it has corrupted my mind.

Me too, I had a quiet word with myself the other week after watching one video while having breakfast at 8:30 am. I didn't even bat an eyelid at an arsehole being used as a cereal bowl lol.

Ben.Block · Oct 13, 2015

Knuckles said:
Me too, I had a quiet word with myself the other week after watching one video while having breakfast at 8:30 am. I didn't even bat an eyelid at an arsehole being used as a cereal bowl lol.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I'm glad it did.

Inequality Street · Oct 13, 2015

Goodj said:
Although I have the bewbs, I lack the violent unpredicatability of having a minge and it's associated hormones

Flol. I meant a paid CS.net member. I suppose your statement stands.

Inequality Street · Oct 13, 2015

Knuckles said:
Me too, I had a quiet word with myself the other week after watching one video while having breakfast at 8:30 am. I didn't even bat an eyelid at an arsehole being used as a cereal bowl lol.

eFukt? I'm sure I've seen that.

Knuckles · Oct 13, 2015

RyG said:
eFukt? I'm sure I've seen that.

That's the one. Amazing site lol

Scrooge · Oct 13, 2015

@Knuckles you're proper damaged!

Knuckles · Oct 13, 2015

Scrooge said:
@Knuckles you're proper damaged!

I did realise that there was a problem which needs addressing.

It's a pretty funny video though, isn't it.

Inequality Street · Oct 13, 2015

Knuckles said:
I did realise that there was a problem which needs addressing.

It's a pretty funny video though, isn't it.

Hit the spot with me.

Scrooge · Oct 13, 2015

Not seen it yet. I will though. Always looking for new ways to save on the washing up.

Jack! · Oct 13, 2015

Lol @ eFukt - reminds me of something.

When I was in my mid to late teens, I was probably around 16 or something, I used to have a mate who had a bit of a strange older brother, he had a muscle wasting disease (not AIDS) or something along those lines, so he didn't get out much and was kinda the stereotypical hermit, gaming and metal music lover. He was also a f**king huge laugh, and obviously spent a lot of time on the internet.

We used to drink there all the time because his room had a sofa and stuff and we were too young for pubs etc.

One night he put on Crap Loving Carol (have a gander on eFukt, not sure if it's still there), there were probably 4 or 5 of us, and we watched it all, I was fairly drunk, one mate actually threw up in the back garden.

Ever since that day, anything I watch online has been pretty tame tbh.

Cookie · Oct 14, 2015

Ridden by the same arseholes who think road going quad bikes are a good idea

The Russian. · Oct 14, 2015

Cookie said:
Ridden by the same arseholes who think road going quad bikes are a good idea

Please tell me why they are not?

They're an absolute toy of a thing.

You never been on one?

But, there is some stupid c***s about on them.

Addicted · Oct 14, 2015

Someone I used to go to school with is selling them on Facebook, I have absolutely no desire to own one.

Goodj · Oct 14, 2015

Cookie said:
Ridden by the same arseholes who think road going quad bikes are a good idea

In the fens, when we're feeding up several thousand game birds, a quad bike it the only way to go.

But give the last 3 from the farm have been skanked by the local pikey camp, only to be found either rolled over in peoples gardens or burnt out in a ditch, I concur that many times, bellends use them

Ben.Block · Jan 5, 2016

R3k1355 · Jan 10, 2016

Have seen a couple of reports on the news of them exploding and burning someones house down, I find it hard to feel any sympathy tbh.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35228869

They were all over the news about being dangerous, poorly made and such, but people still bought them by the truckload.

BoatNonce · Jan 10, 2016

I think I'm going to call them Darwins from now on.

Addicted · Jan 10, 2016

Made by cretins for cretins.

Who's enough of a douche to admit to having, or wanting, one of...

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Gangsta

Absolute wetter.