Recent content by Fantastic Nostrils

I do plan on doing a damp (read: not moist moist) day on NS2R's at some point. Apparently some of the Cup series guys use them as wets, the mentalists. Just feels like a great way to almost die but also learn some car control

I had a feeling this would come up. To be honest, I doubt doubt that. The car example is a perfect one, its amazing hoq quickly they can nick a Range Rover now. That said, ive maintained that if someone wants to get into your house, they will. Lock, CCTV, anything. If someone wants in, they...

I quite like the idea, if im honest? Im actively looking for a Smart Lock for my front door. Number pad unlock, or with a fob. Sounds ideal to me? No hiding a key, I can set up temporary codes if I want to allow someone access - like my parents when im away so they can feed the cats etc.

Just to stick my oar in here.... It all depends what you want. If you just want water access out in your driveway, as an example, then the hoselock reel that @Cub. linked should work a charm. Ive got one round the side of my house, for the garden that I never water... However, if you want the...

There are a tonne of options, so fear not. But this can also mean it becomes a little overwhelming. Like with most things, go with a service somoene else has as A) they will be able to give you some guarantee of if its good or not. B) They should be able to help you get it set up. I dont...

My vote is either water spots or, as youve stated, someones spaffed polish over it. Polish comes off the paint easily as the paint is smooth. That black plastic will have a textured finish and so the residue sits in betwen the 'bumps' so to speak. Its harder to remove! 1. Water Spot Remover 2...

aye get tae f**k ya fookin b*****d 😘 Just polish them you more-than-north-nothern-b*****d! Alternatively, you can polish my rim. Good day :LOL:

So, machined 'inserts' aside, id have said the other bits are oxidisation tbh. Still, no mention of what theyre made of Mr @Poopensharten .......... That said, id still be giving them a bit of a rub (oooo errr) with some compound and a mf towel to see if it shifts. My money is on oxidisation...

its not from 2001, its from 2036. Cars so fast its lost resolution whilst time travelling.

Monsieur Sharten. What be the whu-heels be made of? They look like Ali, at which point id have said its more than likely tarnishing/oxidisation than it is water spots? Have you tried a proper water spot remover?

Im on my third (?) smart watch. All Samsung, so I cant comment beyond those unfortunately. The latest one, Smart Watch Ultra (silly name imho) is really quite good though ill admit. The singular biggest issue I find with the watches is battery life and, im glad to say, the new one is pretty...

Strap in...... They'll need polishing. If its gloss black dash trim, I honestly wouldnt bother. Theyre a f**king shitting arsing wanker to remove. I did a full correction on a F Type Jag a while back and they have a gloss black trim section that runs across the back of the roof. I had to...

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It'll be you who I use as a sleeping bag. My feet will stick out the end 😘

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