Recent content by OEM Battery Nonce

I believe a statement was made here tonight chaps. We shall see how this pans out…..

You have two choices for curry Roj, you can go mature with the grown ups and southerners, or squeeze on with the northerners who generally treat it like the first time we’ve been allowed out unsupervised. Pick wisely.

See that’s what I love about this place, no matter what problem you have, there’s anyways someone willing to help. Thanks Sharky, I may just take you up on that.

That looks about 35cm from elbow to shoulder if I remember correctly?

We I’ll have you know my executive gaff has its own bloody kitchen this time! Not making that mistake again. Ps lovely song reference too there Ethan, not sure if culturally diverse or you just have it shouted at you often as a caravanist…

Why do you need to know? Are you going to invite yourself along then bail claiming you have plans again bbz? XoX

I do, I’ve booked a £300 room in Wales for the weekend with no refunds. If it doesn’t go ahead I’m going to have to find something else to do in Wales for a weekend, and there’s only so much wanking I can do.

And @Cookie. Broke every car he went in.

Just booked one now, £200 for the two nights so not too bad. Proper shame there's nothing local to the track though, or even anything at the track

Jesus H Christ, had this become a full on published event? Just looked at accommodation and it's £500 minimum anywhere close!

I'm sorry to hear about your uncle Humphrey, my thoughts are with your family at the difficult time. I hope you don't mind me asking, but will you be cremating him in them brogues.....

Think of the charity shop haggling you could do!

EFA x

That's pretty much exactly how it went down. He caught me in a garage about 5pm after he'd just climbed out the Caterham and started with "right, you wanted some tuition, so I'm going to tell you right, you're taking s**t lines through all the corners, and picking up all the s**t rubber off...

@rogerreno. Get yourself down to the curry house the night before if you come this year, you'll be able to see the eclectic mix of people you're sharing the track with. I was in the grey mini and got black flagged on the first lap for letting someone past on the offside, it wasn't...