Recent content by OEM Battery Nonce

How you going to reach his balls if you can’t reach his lips?

Hence my comment, had to double check I’d not read it wrong to avoid intense return fire. I imagine it’s easier than lugging it out every time you want to use it, you can leave it plumbed in and plugged in and just pull the high pressure hose out.

You said that last year 😔

I feel fully attacked here 😔 but fair. I’ll try and keep out of peoples way this year.

I believe a statement was made here tonight chaps. We shall see how this pans out…..

You have two choices for curry Roj, you can go mature with the grown ups and southerners, or squeeze on with the northerners who generally treat it like the first time we’ve been allowed out unsupervised. Pick wisely.

See that’s what I love about this place, no matter what problem you have, there’s anyways someone willing to help. Thanks Sharky, I may just take you up on that.

That looks about 35cm from elbow to shoulder if I remember correctly?

We I’ll have you know my executive gaff has its own bloody kitchen this time! Not making that mistake again. Ps lovely song reference too there Ethan, not sure if culturally diverse or you just have it shouted at you often as a caravanist…

Why do you need to know? Are you going to invite yourself along then bail claiming you have plans again bbz? XoX

I do, I’ve booked a £300 room in Wales for the weekend with no refunds. If it doesn’t go ahead I’m going to have to find something else to do in Wales for a weekend, and there’s only so much wanking I can do.

And @Cookie. Broke every car he went in.

Just booked one now, £200 for the two nights so not too bad. Proper shame there's nothing local to the track though, or even anything at the track

Jesus H Christ, had this become a full on published event? Just looked at accommodation and it's £500 minimum anywhere close!