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Probably coil pack.

Have you nothing better to do than waste money on poverty-spec french hatchbacks?

Make sure the car doesn't have Bosch plugs fitted.

Trust me, you're the one who is spouting stupid s**t.

Tbh, I think you should swap to a Corsa SXi 1.2, they have 2HP less but 5Nm more torque! Phwoar! And they are a FULL .6 seconds faster to 60mph than a 1.2 16v Clio! What a beast!!! Naturally you will understeer into a primary school at the first bend, and they are s**t to drive. But hey, you...

If they are mirrored and not protected, yes.

It's your first car. Get some bloody experience at driving before you start dicking about. That's what your first car is about. You could put the money you're going to waste on your nearly 10 year old poverty spec Clio (money that I wouldn't chuck at my ultra-low mileage 172) into a high...

Living his life a quarter mile at a time, Rob. ;)

I'm not sure what is more retarded. Fitting an induction kit to a 1.2 or paying someone else to fit it. Or the fact that the OP is unemployed and is still wasting his money on meaningless mods to his car that is worth a lot more unmolested.

HeadK7, I'm not sure if you're trolling, you're mentally retarded or just thick. Either way, you're a tosser.

Does this make 12 year old girls from the local estate cream their knickers? If not you wasted your £110 job seekers money.

The guy wanted to use a MacBook Air instead of the C shaped tool to lock the cams.

Piss easy to do. Get some throttle body cleaner and go to town with a clean rag.

Check it's plugged in.

LOL! Ok pal.

I could've told you this before you wasted £110 of your job seekers allowance on this item.

The OP is a lost cause. It's fine though, because he'll soon barrel roll his heap of s**t through a primary school and write it off any way. Purely down to his superb role as an amateur chassis engineer.

The only way the OPs car will be improved is if he drives it off a cliff.

Standard Renault one. Although I've heard that isn't badmanz enough though.

You just contradicted yourself there.

Tesco.

HIDS are soon to be basically illegal soon due to new MOT regs. Only factory ones will be allowed. Also unless you're going to buy the proper projector lights from a Clio 172/182 you will just blind all oncoming traffic. You're cementing your position as a bit of a numpty to be honest.

To be fair I've seen worse adverts, even seen worse ones in the for sale section in here by members of this site.

Slammed means you won't be able to go around corners, which is where Clios excel. My Mk2 Ph 1 1.4 16v Si that I had when was 18 was slightly lowered (35mm) on quality springs and dampers, then Powerflex bushed. I kept the standard wheels and just bought better tyres. The result was a great...

Also do not EVER fit Bosch plugs to a F4R engine.

You are getting your leg lifted. That laptop line is complete b****cks. Do not drive the car under any circumstance.

So basically you're going to ruin your car and make it worthless 2nd hand. Good luck.

And those people would be right. Don't bother.

Nope. Pretty much any car on the 2nd hand market that doesn't has the engine it rolled out the factory with is worth sod-all 2nd hand. Screams of abuse.

Yeah.