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Won't having a fire pit burn the grass?

I'm bringing a camping stove that runs on butane, because hobo baller.

Bin bags, gaffa tape, beer, done!

I've got designer stubble now like Miami Vice. Max or Paddy?

I'll be there Friday evening too, as will Daniel and his mate Sam who's a proper good lad too.

The plastic sump/drip tray usually stops crap from going up there.

Fancy dress is it? I'll come as a 90's skate/crusty as usual.

Can't hurt to stick it in the car just in case.

Is anyone bringing a boombox for the beer tent so we can have some tunes?

There's a 'professional' BBQ at 8pm, not sure exactly what that means or how much food they'll actually be, i've learnt that it's best to pack a pasta salad in a tupperware box so you have something instant to eat in case you get too pissed before you've had dinner, boozing on an empty stomach...

I can't believe how close it is, I best start getting my sh*t together.

LOL, like I apply for jobs!

Bunch of c*nts!

I never got a black folder with mine, f*cking favouritism!

Some Hobgoblin Golds and a case of Heineken to swig during the day.

Yeah f*ck that, you'll need a good nights sleep before dealing with a weekend of booze fuelled chaos.

Did you not fancy a drink with us on Friday night, or is it that you're bringing your misses and she'll only rough it for one night?

How come you look like a bearded troll then?

Beer tent's where it's at anyway.

There was talk of fire pits originally, I guess open fires in a densely packed camp site of 100 people is out the window now?

My windscreen wipers have a mind of their own, pissing it down sometimes they go to intermittent, spitting they go mental and act like it's a monsoon, only happens every now and again, most of the time they do as their told.

These are usually badly made cheap Chinese tat.

Yep, that'll do.

I bought a 2.5" Piper stealth (named for irony) as it was the louder than God playing a tuba, when I drove it home my ears were ringing for a few hours afterwards, but as it coked up it got a lot quieter, it's still pretty droney but no where near as bad as it was when new, yours will quieten...

Tickets just arrived, only thing i'm concerned about is the event timetable says everyone needs to be off site by 11am on Sunday morning, i'll probably still be drunk at that time.

Aren't these really fragile and unreliable once modified?

The guy that owned the studio I worked for used it in every conversation I ever had with him, reading or hearing it is like nails on a blackboard to me.

Many times over the years, they stuck in my head because it made me disappointed in you.

As long as you stop saying uber.

Ouch my feels!