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Along with the location of a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and loads of other things that don't exist.

Whoever walked into reception and woke up the electric door goblin.

Took some parts over the garage today. In those bin bags are it's original wheels with Rainsports, it's currently on track tyres covered in marble pickup, even moving it around at 20mph risks throwing you in a ditch on a wet day. And a very heavy dead midget. Turned out to be driveshafts...

Just watched this, they should have twigged when the seller told them he bought it as a parts car, pants well and truly pulled down.

He's not long made the transition from filming to racing, I've only seen him drag and roll racing on a track, I've never seen him on the street before.

I imagine it's the same excuse as last year. "I don't own a Clio and the club's full of c*nts"

Does he need the car there or just the key? The Golf only came with one key, could do with a spare to stop me being paranoid of losing it.

My first track day was at Llandow, the briefing guy said "If you treat this track like an oval with a chicane you will crash". After three laps I realised you only really need to brake for the chicane because the rest of the track was just an oval.

Oh great, no point rushing to finish the Clio then, no cool photos of the Dog Kennel with the sea on the background either, it's one of the main reasons I'm getting it back on the road.

So is it at Anglesea or not? It's a bucket list track for me I've never driven on it, I finally get the Clio working again and it might not be there?

This just visited my neighbour that's into vintage hotrods, twas very loud.

Still no idea how he managed to do that, it's not a corner that's either fast or particularly difficult, he either kept accelerating into the ploughed field, or his brakes and steering failed at the same time.

Rowdy Clio in Gran Canaria, the whole island looks like perfect Clio country.

Yeah the 'would be nice' bits are stuff like rear arb, PMS shifter, bucket seats, harnesses, also need a new headliner, but none of those bits are essential for getting it back on the road, so at the moment I'm only spending money on 'definitely need', once it's running with an MOT I'll start...

Saw a white R34 today, couldn't get a pic as he was going the other way. It was utterly battered with scuffs, scrapes, no spoiler and looked nothing like this one.

Driveshafts please Kiv in Bristol, I was going to message him for the other parts but I thought I'd try in here first. You're a good bloke, I didn't tag you to hurry you along or anything, it was so I didn't end up getting offered a load of looms I can't buy because you're already sorting it.

I wasn't going to update this until there was more progress, but I realised it's probably a good place to try and source some parts before I start buying them off internet randoms. The Clio went to the garage a couple of weeks ago partly to fill up a space in the yard, but mostly so it gets...

I miss the days when people would drive around in Halfords specials looking like a window display for cheap plastic tat.

Some interesting stuff getting sold off by Renault.

No they demanded refunds for the weekend, refunds for membership and they left the club in outrage and disgust. F*cking perverts.

Then on the Saturday night Euan off his tits got lost in a field only yards from the camp site, everyone else more hammered than I've ever seen before having pedal races on broken bikes, utter chaos, that will always be the greatest CSF weekend of all time.

@Flat Eric We watched them unload it out their car, it had Sybian written down the side of it in bright white letters, then we heard her riding it and moaning later that evening, witnesses include me, Filters, his mrs Emma, Ryan and his mrs Kim, Ryan's brother Nathan, plus other randoms.

They brought a f*ck machine and rode it in a circus tent within earshot of an entire car club, yet we were the f*cking problem?

Then you woke up in your cornflakes, didn't want to go in your stupid plastic pedal car anyway.

He also let me down, I borrowed Filters expensive full face race helmet so he could take me out in his fibreglass portaloo, never f*cking happened because he's a prick teasing whore.

The zip tie on my tent nearly made me stab one of you.

I know you shouldn't track something you're not willing to lose and the Irish drift boys like to push the limits, but even so I'm gutted for the little Leprechaun, he's my favourite character out the lot of them, poor Ruben.

Yeah coke got cheaper and weed got dearer, f*cking backwards world.

How much for an ounce?