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Did it actually fall off?

lol, has the Mrs had any say in the use of the ironing board?

lol, gamer rage. Is this real? How do you mean aggressive? How many hours were you playing? You aren't going to shoot up a local school at some point are you?

That I like alot. Good work. Its conkers.

Well................................................ Everything electric stops working every now and then. Get a tick tick tick tick sound from by the fuse box. The lights flash like a mofo and then stop working, the windscreen wipers stop working, the electric windows stop working more or less...

Thats rubbish! She just hasn't been fast enough for the speedo to be able to move.

Have you seen the girl drive? you could get there quicker on the cycle path.

Its all about the car. No stalking required, she lives in the equivalent of Ramsay Street.

You do know it is about 8 miles from your house to KK's still plenty of time to go wrong.

50/50 me. Even more so if someone is going who knows how cars works and can look at my s**t box for me.

I like your selling style, Its pink is in the good and bad points. Thats like a singles advert saying bad points I've got aids, good points you can only catch it once

Does a dozen get any deductions?

lol, this is getting worse?

so from that picture you are only going to mention your bone isn't that big? Not the fact Hannah isn't a rat looking dog? You are in trouble,

Oh really?

Oh yes, you needed the restraining order becuase if I get within one mile you find me irresistible:cool:

Oh Yes forgot it was a mile! They changed it because I could still smell you from half a mile away:rasp:

haha, Vee is Sorned for the winter now. We'll see what time football training finishes.

I doubt I'll be there. Hannahs restraining order means I'm not allowed within half a mile of KKs tomorrow.

Looks like the car had an abused childhood and has finally grew up lol.

If shy is code for gay then maybe. I've done my fair share of CS meets. I prefer the over night hit the town trash a hotel room and be an annoying little f**k until about 8am meets.

Might do, but i always say that and never turn up. We shall see.....

Its always the small things that mean the most.

Give me £10 and we'll see if I can beat it. Damn students.

You would have thought he'd have cleaned the bird s**t off it before selling it.

Welcome mate, Where did you find this wife? If cutting back on cars means a spec'd up 200. I want one.

This coming from a non hardcore gamer, i prefer p**n. Halo was good because it was alot better than anything available at the time. Other games caught up and it was limited, played a bit of 2 and then thought awwww no.

I know nothing about this, but wouldn't 99% of accidents be put down to driver mistake rather than the state of the car or the disrepair they put the car into after buying?

If you want it to stand out, just spray paint a massive c**k on the bonnet. People will look. Its no different to what you've done there.

Same thing happened to my seats when I tried raping a cat in the 172.