NEEDED URGENTLY!!

[simonjones10]

A Sparrow Hawk!! Or similar.

Some geeza up the road from me has two wop off evergreens in his back garden, with lord only knows how many little b*****d birds in there.

I wouldnt mind but they start swarming around the estate shatting all over everyones cars. Im gonna get a loyalty card at the local jet wash at this rate!

I came home the other day about 10mins after my Dad had cleaned his car off (The thing was still wet!) and it was covered in the nasty orrible sh*t!

Anyone own any birds of prey? I know some fairly nasty birds, but theyre veggies!!

Sorry rant over.

 

[cliosportcraig]

Put rat poison in some nuts in a bird feeder !!

 

[clio__chris]

i think this will do nicely

http://www.madracki.com/usarmyhawk/jpg/hawk.jpg

 

[TheCake]

PMSL Thats the kiddy.

 

[cliopower]

get a car cover from halfords or somewhere like that for about 10-20quid if its that bad or try parking it somewhere else away from trees.