I feel a right prick posting this, mainly because I don't think these shocks were meant to fit my car or I've done something ridiculously stupid, but wtf has happened here?
I screwed it into the hub, put the spring in and let the car down slowly (so now it's back on its wheels) and now these are stuck right up:
I screwed it into the hub, put the spring in and let the car down slowly (so now it's back on its wheels) and now these are stuck right up: