Scotlandish Xmas Night Out, Sat 19th Dec!!!

[Alan]

Ali isn't comin.

There will be other drop outs, there always is.

 

[R20 CWH]

Chips, beef curry and fried rice sir please and thank you.

and a mullet.

 

[Gally]

and a mullet.

Fish!

 

[R20 CWH]

Fish!

fan ny like a.....

 

[Gally]

Daniel will had an erky like a battered fish after the 19th.

 

[R20 CWH]

Ok just been on skybet and had the following odds for the night out...


Who will be first to fall asleep?
:sleepy:
Big Iain 1/100
Gally 1/33
Alan 4/11
Hendo 5/7
Arif 21/10

Who will be the first to finish their dinner?
:dead:
Rufstuf 1/3
Chic 8/11
Big Iain 11/10
.GAZ. 8/5
Shexisusanne - barred as ate all the buffet last time :clown:

Who will be first to 'shite oota it' and go home early
:nono:
Jonaldhino 1/5
Arif 8/15
Adam 4/7
Gally 11/10 (remarkable given last year)

Interesting times.

 

[Gally]

Jeez i'm practically an outside bet!

I'LL FIRE A TENNER ON ME!

 

[R20 CWH]

Jeez i'm practically an outside bet!

I'LL FIRE A TENNER ON ME!

tad optimistic from the chaps at SB, but i think as the money piles on it will diminish.
:clap:


Hopefully you'll be looking gayer than ever with the new 'curls'

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

FLOL @ chics odd's!

 

[Gally]

Hopefully you'll be looking gayer than ever with the new 'curls'

You want to on me don't you!

 

[.GAZ.]

Ali isn't comin.

His loss

Ok just been on skybet and had the following odds for the night out...


Who will be first to fall asleep?
:sleepy:
Big Iain 1/100
Gally 1/33
Alan 4/11
Hendo 5/7
Arif 21/10

Who will be the first to finish their dinner?
:dead:
Rufstuf 1/3
Chic 8/11
Big Iain 11/10
.GAZ. 8/5
Shexisusanne - barred as ate all the buffet last time :clown:

Who will be first to 's**te oota it' and go home early
:nono:
Jonaldhino 1/5
Arif 8/15
Adam 4/7
Gally 11/10 (remarkable given last year)

Interesting times.

FLOL. No bad for you Charles!

 

[.GAZ.]

So Gareth will be attending?

Gareth will be muffin yer maw but Gaz will be out

 

[R20 CWH]

FLOL @ chics odd's!

the other the category was danny to get an old boot, but sadly SB had closed the book on that one

 

[Gally]

2's up on old boot Daniel?

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

Hey ill take anything going tbh.

 

[Gally]

Including me if we don't get any catches!

 

[R20 CWH]

Including me if we don't get any catches!

i'll be yer bride...

 

[R20 CWH]

There will be other c**k outs, there always is.

 

[Gally]

i'll be yer bride...

I want that in a written contract cause i'll ruin your erky if I go home alone.

Any holes a goal an al that shiz.

 

[steven.m]

Is this booked aye? If there is a spare space on the night I might come doon.

 

[R20 CWH]

I want that in a written contract cause i'll ruin your erky if I go home alone.

Any holes a goal an al that shiz.

ill write it on my ass and you can sign it, both cheeks, both sides :star:

8p if anyone knows what film that has been ripped off from

:lolup:

 

[R20 CWH]

Is this booked aye? If there is a spare space on the night I might come doon.

Gareth Frederick Maher, The MD of
We'll book your Christmas party.com

has sorted it for us, but the more the merrier.

 

[Paul.]

ill write it on my ass and you can sign it, both cheeks, both sides :star:

8p if anyone knows what film that has been ripped off from

:lolup:

dumb and dumber

 

[Alan]

Is this indoors?


Cheers,

J.aMeS////xxxx

 

[.GAZ.]

Gareth Frederick Maher, The MD of
We'll book your Christmas party.com

has sorted it for us, but the more the merrier.

Sounds like a nice chap

 

[R20 CWH]

Sounds like a nice chap

nah hes a walaper.

 

[Paul.]

nah hes a walaper.

i believe you owe me 8p son

 

[.GAZ.]

nah hes a walaper.

F U D ! ! ! !

 

[R20 CWH]

i believe you owe me 8p son

paypalled to best_sixth_former@hotmail.com


:dead:

 

[Ali]

i'll get a pint with you's over the xmas period. Working in bellshill from the 14th to the 9th of jan most likely.

 

[R20 CWH]

bellshill = cheapest place in scotland for a 4 bedroom detached house - yeh that'll be £62.40 please.

 

[.GAZ.]

Bellshill = Sh1thole!

 

[Alan]

Im afraid ive still not been to Rev yet, i've got far too much on with the shop jus now so someone else will have to sort it.

 

[.GAZ.]

Im afraid ive still not been to Rev yet, i've got far too much on with the shop jus now so someone else will have to sort it.

No-one else is in a position to sort it mate

 

[Alan]

Rev's open every night

 

[.GAZ.]

Rev's open every night

No excuse then

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

Ill deal wae it if you's want? Im off Sunday...?

 

[R20 CWH]

your instructions are to go in and give the 'barmaid' a portion of your 10 inch c**k.

Good luck!

 

[.GAZ.]

Cheers Danny!

 

[The Chubby Pirate]

Right ill deal wae this tomorrow at some point guys, gareth ill drop you a textings