Bargain 335i e93 only £21k

[GrahamS]

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BMW 3 Series N54 B 30A E93 335i M Sport Convertible 2007 Silver Twin Turbo | eBay

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[MarcB]

First thing I seen as soon as I opened the link without looking at the first word.

"6 brand new injectors plus hole front stirring rack kit"

 

[Stefan.]

All been dun ya hear meeee

 

[MarcB]

Check out his other items for sale

 

[Yosemite Sam]

I actually think thats one of the worst adverts I’ve ever seen.

 

[R3k1355]

Check out his other items for sale

Would anyone be stupid enough to give this guy 5 grand for a few buckets of industrial waste?

 

[Fantastic Nostrils]

This has got to be a joke surely. The description isnt even legible.

Id give him 20k just for the fake bonet vents, no doubt fam.

 

[deanoE30M3]

Would anyone be stupid enough to give this guy 5 grand for a few buckets of industrial waste?

Plus £5k for postage

 

[Hixle]

This has got to be a joke surely. The description isnt even legible.

The scary this is, I don’t think it is!

 

[davo172]

Is it 2000000001 mph alias must be his mate innit.
Someone has to message him and post the reply !! @Kylewhateverthefuckyounameisthisweek

Sounds like a project for ya 🤣🤣

 

[Fantastic Nostrils]

Is it 2000000001 mph alias must be his mate innit.
Someone has to message him and post the reply !! @Kylewhateverthefuckyounameisthisweek

Sounds like a project for ya 🤣🤣

@Poo’thologist 🤣 🤣

 

[davo172]

@Poo’thologist 🤣 🤣

That's him this week

Can't believe nobody on here hasn't messaged him and posted up the reply be comedy gold for sure !🤣🤣

 

[Horatio McAllister]

f**king hells bells! 🤯. I suggest you read it in a Vicky Pollard voice..that’s what I did and it started to make more sense!

 

[Martin_172]

I gave up after I spent 30 seconds trying to work out what a footwell coil was

 

[charltjr]

Now selling a gold bar too…….

 

[Fantastic Nostrils]

from the gold bar listing:

"nice gold colour so is the grade it’s to be by mix so 12 to 14 k could be more but it’s being sold as 9 k so over 36 % gold so 14 k wood be 58 % is the amount that went in so"

His grammar hasnt improved. Theres not a single full stop in the entire paragraph of waffle. Not even at the end. SMH.

 

[Fantastic Nostrils]

Oh, and based on his assumption that its 9k gold, a rough online calculator values that bar at £465. Its opening bids at £1100.......

Think this blokes got GBP mixed up with Ugandan Dollars.

 

[charltjr]

To be fair, he's valuing that "gold" bar exactly the same way he's valuing the car.

 

[Fantastic Nostrils]

To be fair, he's valuing that "gold" bar exactly the same way he's valuing the car.

yeah, f**king badly 🤣 🤣

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Anyone else noticed that this nugget hasn’t even got the M Performance badges facing the right way??

 

[Darren S]

Not enough 'fams' in the detail - therefore not interested.