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Chippy Alan... Renault 5 Alan... Transporter Alan... Bike trackday Alan... Car caught fire at the trackday Alan... You know, Alan...

Do you know Alan? Everyone knows Alan from Durham.

I've been wondering how i should go about cleaning the belts... I will wonder no more, genius.

Wow, you started the day with a decent motor.. Ended it with a cat motor and empty pockets... Merry fking xmas.. Don't bother doing the lottery or crossing the road, I think you'll be hit by a low flying submarine the way your lucks going.

I'd love one, but wont pay the Cliosport maths.. £1000 car + £5000 conversion = £8000

Remember this in a new age of car repair where second hand parts can be used.. You can kick and scream, but I dont think you'll win.. I remember when a mate at a body shop would claim more and more parts were damaged to build up a stock of good used parts to sell on eBay.. Oh how times have...

The dci.. Nothing worse than being in a car that wants to go but you're stuck in traffic.. That said, I'd rather be the guy that drove his hothatch every day than the one who locked it away for the next owner to ruin.

It took 6 hours with 2 of us and did one a week or 2 before.. It's not a quick job on a driveway at all..

Great car

I had r888's on my 5gtt and it sounded like I was being chased by bees

Normally the clamp crushes the exhaust meaning you're trying to pull the pipe over a rib.. Needs full swinging/yanking/tugging on or maybe some heat.. You're most likely to be pi55ing in the wind..

I've had originals and prima racing ones and the only difference was the centre cap as far as the eye could tell.. The ones a few posts above are the ones I've seen on Clio rally cars, they have the mega sticking out spokes..

Finally got a new log in so I can play... Never would have had this trouble on the Xbox, we used to ale kids cry on there and didn't get told off.. Nanny state...

I use the halfords one.. It's not great.

I wish I had the or a c spanner for the exhaust pulley.. Many of my failed attempts were down to the locking off the tools and moving the pulley before I'd even started to lock off the pulleys themselves. Doh

Let it go to the scrap yard in the sky, or buy to break.. Roof damage will always look jizz

Without going through insurance they can quote mega money.. I remember someone paying £450 and didn't realise they could have paid £50 on the insurance. (Not a Clio) Doh

No

After seeing one (trophy) change hands for similar money and under 40k, I couldn't pull the trigger myself. It's not overpriced or anything, it's a lot of car for the money, but I'd wait for lower miles and 4 seats and as always.....it'll come eventually.

I use the nipples out of my iPad Air and it blows my mind to think that as a kid we had records and a tape deck was tech.. A tv that was deeper than it was wide was all the rage, 4 channels, a remote on a fking cable! Now I sit in bed watching anything I want in my pants on an iPad and I could...

DTV Dirty tight vadge?

Every man and his dog do supercar tv so I won't be watching it.. Got bored in under a minute.. Drive something old s**t and rusty and I'll be all over it. I see super cars as easy "clickbait" so you'll be fine..

Our first home games machine was a mattel intelivision, snafu or snake to you youngsters, b17 bomber with a really poor voice box add on, but most games were utter pony..

My dad had his own business and used a 286 or maybe it was a 486.. We used to play leisure suit Larry, police quest, space quest, monkey island, prince of Persia and a ton of other games that would make you crossed eyed now they were such poor quality, but amazing then.. Manually going...

You'll have to measure them, genuine William's caps don't fit the prima ones, I had a set of each many moons ago.. If I couldn't find a cap I liked, I'd get a plastic ball a close enough size, cut it, paint it and glue it on.. The Williams original caps are (old) a rubbish fit, I've actually...

Jack up the car, get someone else to wiggle the wheel while you cup each joint..

If he suggests they're gone, then they need replacing. You don't always feel play in steering as pas, bushes, tyres take up the slack. P Phone euros or Renault.

If you look at a tyre closely it's not symmetrical, some tire blocks are different sizes or there are other slight breaks in pattern... It's not a mistake, it's there to stop resonation and the tyre producing noise, hums, vibration. If you rule out wear, bearing, flapping plastic....it'll be...

They sound sh1t, it's the tyres.. rub your hand on them and feel for feathering, but expect they will just be a poor design..