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Did you build that? I bought it for the One on the way home last night, kicked the Mrs out the living room and then got on it. Built myself a box room with a bed, furnace and crafting table. Collected loads of wood and then dug a mine from my house. Got s**t loads of cobblestone and little bits...

Ohhhhh furnace. Not made one of them yet. Will try it.

Top man, I'm going to smash this later. Then I'll be all like cool dad when I'm building mega s**t for her.

Cheers mate, don't do online, I need one of those xbox pass things don't I? We've got as far as the Wood > Crafting table > Sticks > Tools > dig dig dig but then we get mashed up at night time because we can't find any coal/charcoal to make a torch and lose all our stuff. Rinse and repeat lol.

This gets better. Its not one book but 3...... Hacks for MineCrafters Hacks for Minecrafters: Combat Hacks for Minecrafters: Master Builder.

Can't find any coal or charcoal.

I'm going to be all over this. the problem we had is that we couldn't figure out how to build a torch so kept getting mashed up at night time.

The book people are work today, guess what I've just picked up. Time to book a meeting room for the afternoon.

I'm stopping to get it on the XBONE on the way home so I haven't got to share the controller with her lol. Mine all mine. End of sex life.

What is this s**t! Bought it for little un the other day as she wanted it. She only plays creative mode but its highly addictive just building crap. She asked me to build her a house when she went to bed the other night, so I get started and when I look at the clock next its 4 hours later and...

How do you download these free games?

You might as well have an affair now and speed the whole process up.

Ask any racer and real racer..... I really enjoyed Forza 2 so I'm getting this.

Like this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3638561/Microsoft-s-Xbox-One-Slim-revealed-leaked-images-Console-40-cent-smaller-built-power-supply.html

f**k yeah! I remember I spent some silly proportion of my pay check to by that. What they didn't tell you was as the phone got older and dirtier the cool flick down to reveal the keypad got worse and worse.

And me, I prefer the simple weapons and action instead of fricking laser beams and s**t. Hope BF1 has a digging under enemy lines mission to plant explosives.

Lies, I've seen your videos.

I use the iClubby.

I haven't been for over a decade but what I remember is no real cider and it was expensive. Very expensive.

This has mde me want to buy a Gamecube now.

Tie a brick to your accelerator.

Have you got a baby entry on your forecasting spreadsheet?

Of course, the Mrs stopped well before that.

Mine stopped going down on me after about 3 years.

Winning at life really.

All three men are thinking "look somewhere else, look somewhere else"

Mine is RICHKIDSOFINSTAGRAM

Grow up, mans car gets chocolate eaten in, taken to "max rpm", too close to a van and made to beep twice. Boo f**king Hoo.

Penguins are my passion. they don't pay the bills however.