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Since the little small one got her Xbox for xmas we're back playing about on Minecraft with our own little survival world. Having great fun with her annoying the hell out of me talking about Stumpy or Stompy or whatever his name is. Such a bad dad, even told her over xbox live it was bed time...

Post the penis? My Mrs loves it too.

Did you get the Mrs a front door for xmas?

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Looks like you might have a little gremlin in there.

Cheers Guys, I've literally been pulling my hair out, every day all I've heard is its not working blah blah blah. Stay posted for more stupid questions. I'll get on to Microsoft for her adapter today.

Oh yeah, and I can't even plug the f**king kinect in without some sort of shitty adapter. Piss microsoft I hate you.

Another question. s**t Xbox. I think I made a royal f**k up setting up her new One the other day. So she could have it for xmas I did the setup and downloaded the games using my gamer tag. It now tells her she also needs to sign in as me to play the games she got when signing in as her. Have i...

There is a program on BBC4 at the moment called Time Commanders with Gregg Wallace that reenacts battles from the past. What game engine does it use?

So I'll need to get noise cancelling ones lol.

Cheers. I'm going to try plugging some normal ones in tonight see how I get on and then look at getting a proper set if it works out alright.

Good work, going to give it a try later. Mrs has to be up for work at 4am some days so on a night I got to have the TV so quiet it does my head in. Only problem is if the baby cries I won't hear her and then she have my b****cks on a plate.

Simple as that? So where she plugs in her headset to talk I can just plug headphones in? Do I need a special adaptor?

Bit of a silly question maybe but can I get head phones to run directly from the xbox so the sound doesn't come out of the TV, my surround sound thingy doesn't have a headphone out socket. So can I cut the sound out before it gets that far?

Have no fear I found it. Knew it wasn't just a young mans wet dreams. Lula: The Sexy Empire The youtube list.. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHtcVzTe_nHfDlB0HA4l8xw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lula:_The_Sexy_Empire https://www.mobygames.com/game/lula-the-sexy-empire

Sure it was Lula or Lola or something like that. You had to hire girls, take pictures, sell pictures, pawn stuff and all that and then as you progressed you could get a studio and get better cameras, lighting props etc to make movies and things. I think it was the Amiga.

@SharkyUK @Darren S you must know the game I'm on about. Sure it was in a black box with pink writing. Struggling search for p**n empire game in work.

Bit of a weird one this, but does anyone remember a game called Lola I think on the Amiga. You had to build up your own p**n empire?

I know, I cry a little. Am I asking for trouble if I get her a second hand reconditioned one and buying her a few games? I've got a kinect under the stairs anyway.

All the Xbox one deals have gone shite. The Xbox One Family Kinect bundle is sold out in game now. I knew I should have just bought it instead of waiting to see the shite in black Friday. Anyone seen anything decent for standard xbox one with or without kinect with either minecraft or something...

How dare you. The internet just took a slap for you.

Would you say that to some bloke in the pub who was being a bit of a loud knob? Would you expect a whack if you did? Your car just took the slap for you.

Welcome back WillDot.

Looks s**t.

What did I play Kung Fu on? looking back now it was crap and repetitive but god was it addictive.

Women don't think you are as cool as you think you are bouncing it off the limiter in second.

Did think that but won't she take all my saved games?

Make her watch you play GTA 5 so that she can learn right from wrong. You: Watch this, you do not run over 5 people and then stab that man in the neck with a sword because the police will come and get you like that. Her: Show me again dad.

I'm in the same situation. The little un wants an Xbox one but she isn't getting the S because it will be better than mine.

Nope. Will run on anything, of course you'll need a 4k Tv to get the full effect. Stop being a tight ass and get him a 4k TV anyway. He'll get bullied at school when his friends find out he is only running a 1080p.