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Ok one more question. How do I stop Lets Play Golf 3 sending me messages at 2am in the morning saying it misses me and wants to know if I want to play a round of golf? Its not a message or anything just beeps puts a thing on the screen and wakes me up and then f***s off when I unlock my phone?

Oh Carolina is a girl She dey pon top a di world An now she rock onto CS Anna move just like a squirrel I say a biker girl I said I love the 182 Yuh just a rock to di riddim anna riddim anna move An now yuh know di girl Welcome.

It looks like a blackcurrant wine gum that was left on the window seal for to long on a warm summers day.

Do you guys really want to know what love is?

Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Do admins from forums ever meet up and have it out Anchorman style?

I hate messy bedrooms.

Do the pit girls want to touch you because you are a race driver? or is it not like the James Hunt era?

Used to love the Speedball series. Peaking at Speedball 2.

Hook Monkey Island.

If you were a car enthusiast you would get them even if it was £150 a wheel.

The only reason you could possibly ever justify getting emotionally attached to a car is if your Mrs dropped a sprog (preferably yours) on the front seat

I'm no expert mate but I'm pretty sure that steering wheel position won't be practical;) Top work though.

Try pulling it out and giving it a good clean.

lol, f**k off. Even more so... just whack your finger on it for a bit get the magnifying glass thing and let go.... bingo paste. Thank you very much.

Ok, silly question... I've copied it. How do I paste?

I think I've made a f**k up. I was having a poo in work today and thought I'll have a browse of CS whilst I was doing it. Went to log in and can I f**k find a ¬ anywhere on it! Do apple not recognise the droopy willy?

I like to welcome new members. I will now leave the rest to AK. I'm out.

Welcome to the club, I'm sure someone will be along to help shortly. My advice would be the same as others. Drop a PM to AK. He is really kind and will help you out every way he can. In the mean time... Oh how much I enjoy my ride, with you there by my side. It is so big and red, She really...

What else did you do on the night? I think I'd like more details.

Surely he'd just download the Ukelele app on his iPhone?

You are punching above your weight fella. I mean seriously, do you have to punch her to remind her not to leave?

You're up my crack? My girlfriend won't take kindly to that. Might want to hide your car.

Uh oh.... have you been having a go on her as well?

lol, I would have loved to see that conversation between two chavs on a bridge on the best way to get the liquid to cover the car: Chav1 "How we gonna chuck it then?" chav2 "If we put a bit of spin on it, centrifugal force in intself will push the content from the container therefore causing an...

I just had a look at this, Jeez there are some hot birds on there.

Yes, very much so. However much you like your car, you'd put common sense first. You would not put yourself out of pocket finacially when you pay insurance for this very reason. I'm not saying its not a s**tty thing. But i don't see the logic behind thinking he needs to get that fixed. Also...

People seem to get overly attached to their cars. Yes, its an inconvenience. No, its not the end of the world. Yes there are other LY cars. No, I wouldn't get another. Well, was she worth it? Claim off your insurance and move on.

lol I wouldn't bother. Probably best to ignore me.

Of what? The OP? His wife? The secret lover she just jilted? The girl the OP is fingering? The girl the OP is fingersing boyfriend? The car?