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Probably best it stays that way I wouldn't want to disappoint you. I mean, as you know, the only reason you haven't confessed your undying love for me is that you are hoping I'm 38 stone with long greasy hair and soiled pants. Unfortunately its not true.
I'll find a pic of me....
Ahhh I see. Denial, don't worry its common. I know you women like to think you are 'independant' and doing your own thing but you'll come crawling (on all fours baby!) and I might just might give you a second chance.
What Beemer has he got?
Yes you'd realise I wasn't only a really nice all round good bloke but also have good taste. This will seal the deal. You may have a boyfriend now but you will realise he just isn't me.
We could go for a drink, a dance, maybe get a bite to eat. We'd probably end the night with a romantic...
You haven't lived.
Buy this.....
http://www.thatcherscider.co.uk/products/singlevarietal/katy/
Drink lots, get drunk and realise you have just fallen for me.
I've jsut fallen in love with you (almost) be careful though.... what cider do you like?
Do you pole dance for a living? I went on a few dates with a dancer once. Did not like, she was just an ASW.
I would like to compliment you on being a very attractive young lady. Any man would be lucky to have you on his arm.
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
I did it only a few weeks ago. i spend most of my life helping others. I get a great tan and all the hard work gives me a full body workout that helps to define my muscles.
I once wrestled a bear.
Hi welcome along Sarah,
You'll find this place really friendly and helpful, sorry its taken so long to welcome you but I've been away doing some charity work. I've been in kenya helping a small village. They used to have to travel for 8 hours to get to the nearest fresh water. I single handedly...