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She'll look like a panda on Sunday morning.

Down to the dealer entirely. I wouldn't let someone test drive one unless I was 100% sure they were genuinely interested in that actual car. Used to get so pissed off with muppets thinking they could come and drive my cars and use my fuel like I was the national test drive centre. You soon...

Depends on the garages insurance policy. At my garage anyone with a licence could drive as long as a member of staff was in the car. When I worked at Renault, 18 was the minimum age.

So what will you if you ever want to buy a brand new car??

A paint brush is your friend for dash boards.

Not on my car you wouldn't...

180 + is deemed to be about the norm.

Yes Ronald.

Have neither of you got a handbook?!

Yes mate, mildly moist! Not used any of their products, as the autosmart rep is utterly useless around here.

For SRP, these are the best i've used. They're brilliant. (Autosmart)

It adjusts how frequently your intermittent wipers operate. On a car with auto wipers, it adjusts the sensitivity of the sensor.

Mudflaps need to go in the bin.

Apart from the stupid tailgate, that looks bloody lovely!

It's not a carbon edition, there is no such thing. They are not factory fitted tints, renault never offered them on clios at that time. Very Rear?! The back wing is rusty under the petrol cap bonnet (Which has been wrapped, it's not carbon) has dents in it. The private plate S66PDS...

When I mentioned your pony shocks, You said it handles ok in your other thread !!

That's not the UCH?? or if it is, i've never seen one looking like that, and i've removed/refitted a fair few. MicKPM ?

Have you taken that picture now? Can you take one from a bit further away? You're a bit too close and i'm on my phone.

This is the thing you can see, yeah??

Yeah you don't want to pull on the actual wires! Get a large flat blade screwdriver or a trim tool and pry the plastic connector out. They've been in for 10+ years so will be slightly stiff.

Dave, any updates on this??

They just pull out mate.

ffs. You win.

90%* of new car customers don't bother driving before ordering. I never even sat in a 200 before ordering mine! Although I used to have a 197 but meh. (*very rough guess from when I used to sell new cars)

Touching your naked hairy back ranks on par with watching my Dad lick my Mum out.

I just did some sick in my mouth.

So that's not a no then??

Should I bring my sun cream and gentle hands?

Genuinely, I have a twitch in my pants.

Are you and funk going to get drunk and mud wrestle?