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Also the fact that you're too cheap to pay for decent broadband.

Like f**k am I getting covered in s**t and then tramping it in a tent. Tarmac arena tugging FTW.

PM AK, then email Luke IIRC.

Also the first person to spam the f**k out of Luke till he cracks will win a secret prize.

Kevin, what the actual f**k are you bringing?!

FFS forgot to get a coolbox. 28 litre Themos one from Tesco, £8. Done.

No.

No problems with my D-link...that I still need to upgrade but really can't be arsed.

Would have thought it would come with Mountain Lion as standard, but if for some reason it doesn't you'll just have to do the upto date program for free.

I have a feeling the East Mids team name not confirmed may be a man down, if bright can't make it.

I know :(. Pretty sure they can be found in Switzerland, France and Andorra. Pack your suction mount! You're welcome. Jeez, there's only so much anyone can do with Photoshop you know!

Will have both batteries on charge tonight, although I appear to have lost pretty much all of my SDHC cards.

I'm going to tickle his belly like the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Umbrella is already in the boot ready, along with vodka. That's the extent of my sorting out for Saturday right now.

Please, I'm not the one rolling in a double MOT failing Cat C yellow girls car. GTFO. We should talk... ;)

Superglue...or just say you've gone for 'rat look'. Or buy another badge.

I am actually getting excited for Saturday now. Mostly for racing Kieran lol.

Nar, if I can be arsed I'm going to get Paul's family to scrub it with a brillo pad tomorrow night. If not I'll be rolling in with six months of filth on it without a care...well ok I'll clean the windows lol. No one needs to worry about not being able to keep up, Paul has never been over...

Yeah f**k Paul and his selfish s**t Eastwood resident plan! As if you had to ask.

Ok I get NDA, but what's C4...except explosives obviously?

Diptic maybe?

Let me give it a try. The whoosh is probably iMessage http://youtu.be/ToQ0n3itoII Better?

Get ready to pick your dirty rotten teeth up off the floor.

Oh hi...

Yeah, she already had her own. My money is on...errm one sec need to check to see who is coming. Your missus or Mick's littleun.

Will depend on the weather, may go for maternity pants tbh. Of course. Sent via my PA's iPad.

No, I'm just that important I have people to make calls for me.

Team name might have changed, but I don't care.

Like prostitutes. Dirty ones, with AIDs. Not if you're there, duck.

Thanks Dave. XOXO Can you book me a table at Las Iguanas now, work seem to think I'm going to do that?