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  1. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    I'm sold. Can you provide this service while I'm at work, do you have a van with all the equipment you need? I'm very, very busy and don't have time to come to a rolling road.
  2. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    Does the trollface flash when you need to change gear?
  3. olliewebbuk

    When someone opens a door into your car, whilst sitting in it...

    Pretty much. Unless the car park has CCTV. Or your car door has left paint behind.
  4. olliewebbuk

    When someone opens a door into your car, whilst sitting in it...

    Eating your nuggets in the foetal position, just rocking backwards and forwards. Not even dipping them in ketchup, purely because you're too scared of the nasty old man.
  5. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    As I said. It's the 2-stroke version of the K4J.
  6. olliewebbuk

    Old skool Cavalier SRi-130

    Just like 106 Rallyes look the b****cks with their original steelies. :approve:
  7. olliewebbuk

    Old skool Cavalier SRi-130

    A lot of old cars look better like that. Think of an old Mk1 or Mk2 Golf GTi with the proper Pepperpot steelies. They look awesome.
  8. olliewebbuk

    Old skool Cavalier SRi-130

    If a kid of mine tried that s**t his arse would be as red as my Flame Red 172. (from smacking, naturally)
  9. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    Is that a 1.4 2-stroke Clio?
  10. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    You're doing it wrong, Craigus. You should know from advertising that you never put anything on the axis of a graph. Just look at the pointless beauty adverts on the telly.
  11. olliewebbuk

    The clunge magent

    Ironic. Also that car looks very, very broken.
  12. olliewebbuk

    Spotted this poor little chap

    I've seen that around Grimsby/Scunthorpe I believe! It's a massive shed, it's been around for years too.
  13. olliewebbuk

    Oil

    I've heard Crisp and Dry is good for that engine.
  14. olliewebbuk

    Oil

    Mineral oil? No. Fully synthetic.
  15. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    Can, can do more harm. Not always. Don't be a mongo.
  16. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    Generic maps can do more harm than good.
  17. olliewebbuk

    what you can do to a 1.2 clio?

    LOL. "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." or "FREEEEEDDOOMMMM!' This post is not to be taken seriously, if you do, you're a grade A mong.
  18. olliewebbuk

    1.4 remap

    Unless it's free don't bother.
  19. olliewebbuk

    what you can do to a 1.2 clio?

    What a shining example of the Scottish education system you are. No wonder university is free up there...
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