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Looks sweet, is that bird on the screen about to get a facefull?

Holy s**t on a stick, what in the blue f**k is THAT, nice broken number plate and scratched splitter, also i thought the Tesco carrier bag in the back was a nice touch as well. he needs a slap for producing a shitpile like that.

Yeah, spread that salty grime around, thats bound to work.

I got an answer today! fabulous spelling and grammar, didnt have the heart to tell him i was taking the piss :)

I bought one of these because were in a ropey signal area, picks up loads more than my old one. http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=98446&criteria=loft%20aerial&doy=19m12

I use Megs quick clay when i can be arsed to do it, comes up like glass and looks fabulous.

oh i just asked if he was interested in a part ex, said i had a trophy and some spare cash.

Hells t**t! what a chunk of crap.

I block stuff at my router, pisses the missus off immensely when i block amazon :)

Murcielago boy - classy name, he's taking the piss with that chunk of s**te, methinks a piss take question is in order :D or maybe several. Edit: piss WELL and truly taken, hope he bites and puts it on the listing ;)

Were you born a prick or do you have to get up early in the morning and practice?

What a legend, Awsome car control, i'd end up on my roof in 30 seconds if i tried to drive like that..

Same here, cant really see the point in spending more money, has loads of usefull features, typical example - when i took the car down to Rentech in June i got there early so when i was near i just got it to re-direct me to the nearest petrol station, then the nearest McDonalds, being from...

Spybot's kept stuff out of my system, no matter how many dodgy free pron sites i visit.

Sex piss, im prefering the blue, but if it came to it i'd slum it in a silver one :) looking gorgeous :approve:

Yeah the L series stuff is fapping expensive, i've managed 2 so far, the wife has no idea what they cost - i'd lose my nads if she found out, bless her she thinks the 100-400 L IS USM cost 350 quid :o Its worth the premium though, got some fabulous shots in Kenya this year.

Oh yeah? ;) Rather have one of these http://www.waltersphotovideo.co.uk/details.php?id=canon_50mm&productname1=Canon%20NEW%20EF%2050mm%20f/1.2%20L

£735? only a t**t would pay that much, by January they'll be £150 in the shops - i can wait that long for something i'll blitz for a few weeks then hardly ever touch, just like the Gamecube, the Xbox and the Xbox 360. Full marks to them though, nice touch showing the Sky tv planner showing the...

My 486 would have it in the twisties ;)

Too much power and not enough talent, worra c**t

The missus bought one of those from a shopping channel last week, she paid about £125 for it though, works well, and has a snazzy remote that clips underneath the unit.

40 Years old with a Trophy, dont give a flying one if anyone thinks im too old for it - and no i dont wear slippers and smoke a pipe while im in it ;)

call it inferno, call it inferno one more time, i dare you, i double dare you motherf**ker, call it inferno one more god damned time.

Theres plenty of decent software out there and its all free. For viruses try AVG free edition, performs well and doesn't hog resource like Norton does. For a decent firewall try Zone Alarm, again free and works well. When it comes to spyware people either swear by Spybot Search & Destroy or...

This is from where i plan to take over the world.....

I did a sex piss in my pants again ;)

I had a Netgear one, it was so f**king useless that i eventually grabbed one end firmly and whacked it against the edge of my desk until it broke into 3 bits, replaced it with a Linksys, wired/wireless router with firewall, its never given me a second of trouble.

www.laptopsdirect.co.uk sell the Acer's, they're about as cheap as it gets.

Bloody hell, that looks just like mine - same colour 'n' everything ;)

Its not even at 120 quid yet, lets buy it and burn the fucker and send him the pics. i'll pledge 20 quid