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  1. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    The Manual choke is as good as, if not better than a flux capacitor.
  2. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    None of me regrets this tbh. The only reason I would regret this is if I got a job that meant commuting far (and by that I mean FAR). Love driving it tbh. It's a pain in the arse atm, but if I had the chance to go back in time, I'd do it again. :cool:
  3. Jason_E

    The JDM Appreciation Thread...

    Love that video! pahaha. Ingenious using someones garden.
  4. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Paha! Love it. Yeah it's not bad, I've missed the banter tbh. I've spent the last three months getting banned from Edition 38, once for telling someone he was the spunk his mum should of swallowed, then again for putting "Cool Story Bro". You knows what I mean! The engine is so eager for it's...
  5. Jason_E

    Another Cup bites the dust.

    Bet you've sold the wheels already. As said, you're allright so all is good.
  6. Jason_E

    Mini Clubman...

    f**king LOL! I miss the level of cluelessness in here.
  7. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Cheers fella. It's on the Pierburgs, REALLY want to upgrade though. Thanks m'dear. Didn't you have a ZS last time I was here?
  8. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Haterz! This car gets too many gash tbh.
  9. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Nothing like ragging a shitter about, plus it's so raw and basic. Love it! Just went to start it on 3 out of 4 cylinders to do a HT lead and spark test.... yeah it worked for a few seconds, then it died. Now it won't start. Good job I have a half decent bike as it'll be getting a fair amount of...
  10. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Pahaha. He doesn't drive it that much, he bought it as it was something he always wanted. He seems disappointed. And naa, it's pretty reasonable. Prices of MK1's just keeps getting steeper. I probably won't loose much money on it.
  11. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Pahahah one of mine fell off on the road :( my badge and my front wing trim fell off due to bass, as I am a badman. Paid £1000, years MOT and TAX. Pretty much no rust, nothing more than surface anyway. And that's only in a couple of places. Also got them to fit new brake lines and underseal the...
  12. Jason_E

    Mini Clubman...

    NUE's > BLQ's.
  13. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    I've yet to drive it but apparently the diff just cant decide what ditch to chuck you in if you nail it. Also this has been his most unreliable car ever, which I love as I keep taking the piss out of him for buying Fords. Corroded sump. Not Boosting properly. Needed a new shock and top mount...
  14. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Oh haiii! Should I have posted my brothers latest purchase, a MK1 Focus RS, instead? That'd have you spunking your jeggins.
  15. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    Yep this is my daily. Can't afford two cars for a start and also I'm lazy so drive to college and work (both a 20 min walk away). This thing WAS running perfectly, now only running on 3 cylinders. Probably something stupid. Oh, and I've just bought some weels. 13", 7.5j and 8j. And yes they are...
  16. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    This is how the bora looked before I sold it. DSC_0002 by Jason.Easton, on Flickr I just went as far as I could with it, I loved how it looked but I couldn't carry passengers and I was melting paint off the arches. Still, sold it for £200 more than I bought it for!
  17. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    I like that everyone is looking at a thread that could contain gold horse sperm. Dammit I'd click that. Hi Orignialdot <3
  18. Jason_E

    Yeah, it's gold. And it smells of warm horse sperm.

    But I love my Golf. DSC_0003 by Jason.Easton, on Flickr DSC_0009 by Jason.Easton, on Flickr She's an '83 Driver on an A plate. Probably the most fun you can have in a car. 4 speed, 1.3 but pretty pokey. Plus the noise of the carbs is old school win. I actually am in love. I preferred...
  19. Jason_E

    Forza 3

    Sorry I didn't join in last night! Was having a bit of a DRIFFTOOOO battle with a friend lol! Will probably be on tonight as I'm too broke to go out.
  20. Jason_E

    Photo competition - January 2011

    Depressing weather and depressing trees! No puns allowed.
  21. Jason_E

    The JDM Appreciation Thread...

    Is that a pager? Team Trendy Club FTW! Straight outta Tokyo.
  22. Jason_E

    The JDM Appreciation Thread...

    Sorry, had to be done.
  23. Jason_E

    Hawwo!!!

    You took my Facebook details and then didn't add me? MASSIVE Sadface.
  24. Jason_E

    Hawwo!!!

    I can settle for Vagina, I'm young and enthusiastic.
  25. Jason_E

    Hawwo!!!

    I like this girl. Hi, I'm Jason, I enjoy long walks in the park and anal.
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