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  1. Fantastic Nostrils

    The Smart Home Thread

    I quite like the idea, if im honest? Im actively looking for a Smart Lock for my front door. Number pad unlock, or with a fob. Sounds ideal to me? No hiding a key, I can set up temporary codes if I want to allow someone access - like my parents when im away so they can feed the cats etc.
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    Karcher hose reel

    Just to stick my oar in here.... It all depends what you want. If you just want water access out in your driveway, as an example, then the hoselock reel that @Cub. linked should work a charm. Ive got one round the side of my house, for the garden that I never water... However, if you want the...
  3. Fantastic Nostrils

    Amazon fire TV sticks

    There are a tonne of options, so fear not. But this can also mean it becomes a little overwhelming. Like with most things, go with a service somoene else has as A) they will be able to give you some guarantee of if its good or not. B) They should be able to help you get it set up. I dont...
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    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    My vote is either water spots or, as youve stated, someones spaffed polish over it. Polish comes off the paint easily as the paint is smooth. That black plastic will have a textured finish and so the residue sits in betwen the 'bumps' so to speak. Its harder to remove! 1. Water Spot Remover 2...
  5. Fantastic Nostrils

    Motor bike wheel restoration. Water marks…

    aye get tae f**k ya fookin b*****d 😘 Just polish them you more-than-north-nothern-b*****d! Alternatively, you can polish my rim. Good day :LOL:
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    Motor bike wheel restoration. Water marks…

    So, machined 'inserts' aside, id have said the other bits are oxidisation tbh. Still, no mention of what theyre made of Mr @Poopensharten .......... That said, id still be giving them a bit of a rub (oooo errr) with some compound and a mf towel to see if it shifts. My money is on oxidisation...
  7. Fantastic Nostrils

    Andy Forrest's 1000bhp Twin Turbo V8 Westfield.

    its not from 2001, its from 2036. Cars so fast its lost resolution whilst time travelling.
  8. Fantastic Nostrils

    Motor bike wheel restoration. Water marks…

    Monsieur Sharten. What be the whu-heels be made of? They look like Ali, at which point id have said its more than likely tarnishing/oxidisation than it is water spots? Have you tried a proper water spot remover?
  9. Fantastic Nostrils

    Smart watch views and reviews

    Im on my third (?) smart watch. All Samsung, so I cant comment beyond those unfortunately. The latest one, Smart Watch Ultra (silly name imho) is really quite good though ill admit. The singular biggest issue I find with the watches is battery life and, im glad to say, the new one is pretty...
  10. Fantastic Nostrils

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Strap in...... They'll need polishing. If its gloss black dash trim, I honestly wouldnt bother. Theyre a f**king shitting arsing wanker to remove. I did a full correction on a F Type Jag a while back and they have a gloss black trim section that runs across the back of the roof. I had to...
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    ❤️ ClioSport Festival 2025 @ Anglesey Circuit ❤️

    It'll be you who I use as a sleeping bag. My feet will stick out the end 😘
  12. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa EVO

    For those of you that give it a whirl, please let me know! Im getting a smidge bored of AC. Cant really pinpoint why, but I kind of miss the online element I got from GT Sport. That might be it
  13. Fantastic Nostrils

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Locking eyes out of our respective side windows will forever stay in my mind. Was almost a bit erotic now I think of it........
  14. Fantastic Nostrils

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    So what you're actually saying is that @Filters called you a f**king gimp and swore at you lots? That's his constructive criticism and I'm here for it 🤣
  15. Fantastic Nostrils

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    Good thing he wasn't around for when I was whale hunting on tinder ain't that right @dann2707 @leeds2592 👀 "GET THE HARPLOON"
  16. Fantastic Nostrils

    ClioSport Festival 2024 Picture Thread

    I was sat on the table across the room (yeah, thanks for the invite.....) and I can confirm you guys are proper acoustic. Then again I had @Cads to my right, touching my leg and getting kinky with his handcuffs and @MarkCup to my left announcing that his 'extra hot phaal', and I quote, 'Wasnt...
  17. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    Thats @Rojer 's lap :LOL:
  18. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    I stand by the fact that im better in real life than I am on a sim :LOL:. CS was nothing, you should have seen me at Bedford. FUULLL SEEEND
  19. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    "DONT PATRONISE ME, YOU c**t" :LOL:
  20. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    Go on, post your laptime then son Actually, here it is
  21. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    Okay, now ive downloaded more than I think ill ever need and ive composed myself again, some questions :LOL: So, yes im using CM. Relatively happy with that, but I just need to spend the time to calibrate it a bit further. Ive got everything 'working' now, at a reasonable rate, so I just want...
  22. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    I f**king love you.
  23. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    As per the VR thread, I finally got AC working properly now with my setup. BOSH. So, of course, I immediately want to chance my luck and start modding AC :LOL: Ive watched a few videos/tutorials on modding and 99% of them involve spending money. I get that adding in new cars/tracks is a long...
  24. Fantastic Nostrils

    The VR thread

    HAHAHAHAH f**k YEAAAHHH I MADE IT WORK f**king get in. A solid 1.5 hours on AC last night with only one crash (After I got it to work for about half an hour, I maxed out all the settings and crashed my PC lol). Its so so good. Still definitely need some minor tweaks to get it looking how I...
  25. Fantastic Nostrils

    The VR thread

    So, Quest 3S now obtained. Bon. After HOURS of f**king about with PC settings, VR settings and so on, multiple PC crashes and various states of personal rage, ive finally got it approximately where I want it. Noice. However, im now getting an error with Link. Ffs. Im finding that even the...
  26. Fantastic Nostrils

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    in principle, thats a good idea! Plus, you have control over which product is dispensed as foam. Some of the car wash ones are caustic as hell and will damage gloss trims etc. However, you're looking at pumping those IK foamers up at least 6 times to get a decent layer of foam around the car...
  27. Fantastic Nostrils

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    as above, theyre a bit tosh. Ive got 2x IK foamers. One with PH neutral foam in (for a Ferrari with Carbon Ceramics) and the other has standard wheel cleaner in. Theyre 'ok' for wheels as above, but trying to do a whole car? f**k that. I was somewhat tempted by a rechargable auto pumping...
  28. Fantastic Nostrils

    Assetto Corsa modding (PC)

    Little update: It worked!.......Sort of.... Got home, loaded everything up and, this time, clicked 'Full Screen' in Content manager to allow me to see wtf was being loaded in the bottom left. A sub 5 second loading screen this time. So, it was either the poor connection I experienced, or it was...
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