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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    oh, and assesors NEVER strip engines etc.. they are just like estate agents coming to value your house.. they know the price before thay turn up.. its a formality.. they wear nice clean suits and are even issued with gloves.. Joe...
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    LMAO !!.. nope, I dont want a cup.. Its simple really. my car was 10999. a cup (UK) is about 12.5k list. cant lose m8. ! just buy another import.. My car was registered in the uk, its a uk car.. simple.. moooooohahaha !! Joe.
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    There is enough info in their faq and this thread to show that it doesnt, and cant, work. But, you are welcome to post my comments in their forum if you so wish, thats kewl.. Neither will I go to the manufacturers forum for 12v superchargers and magnetic polarisers and waste hours...
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    Lol Paul.. there have been many such devices over the years.. they all died a death . the supercharger is probably the best I have seen, then the ecotec, followed by the magnetic fuel polariser.. No probs on the conversion m8.. give me a bell. 07970 993503 Joe.
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    cant be bothered expending the energy m8.. snake oil is snake oil.. you guys will make yer own mind up. Joe.
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    lol Chavvs.. you are actually close to the mark here dood.. that is EXACTLY what will happen, on an assesment, they wont give a crap about WHAT you have done, but they wont pay ya for it either.. Best bet is to take out household unspecified item cover (They wont offer it, you need to...
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    ATTN - JILLYB

    Any piccies ? Joe...
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    Hiya M8.. It was downhill on the way back lol.. you cant compare fuel consumption in different directions...... the only way fuel consumption could be tested here is on a dyno m8.. I love the DTI tests by a company that, conveniently, no longer exists or is accountable. Lets...
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    FAO. everyone going to the northern r/r day

    Sorry Dood ... I got the plans for a genuine KJ66 in fronto me... with the ORIGINAL Calor gas container as the casing..... sooooooooo... dont give me these negative waved dood
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    AND....................... CYNICAL Sheeeeeeeesh Joe............
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    ooooooooooo. well, here goes Map......... SCNAPPP who cares dood.. its MANIFOLD PRESSURE..... INCLUDING ECOTEC.. so........ I mean.. SO ?????????? lol // what DOES that mean.... HOW does it do ANYTHING ??? It dont Nick..... and. to answer the question re WHY............ welllll...
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    kewl again M8 So, as well as ALL me mods you have permitted, I can NOW have a DISCOUNT for attending a track day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....... where do I sign up m8 ?? Joe
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    Power Boost valve of a chip

    Nope, keep the name lol !!!!!!!!!!! it is , as I said, pretty crude,, it just ups the fueling pressure to the injectors leading to more fuel injected... WHENEVER the fuel pressure is increased... Nick, ma man.. I thought YOU would have negated the crude global effect in favour of the...
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    Heya Ben M8.... I Missed u dood. ! do you wanna buy these packs of dehydrated water I have aquired. ??? Excellent.. fits in a matchbox..... makes 3 bloody litres of the stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. just add 3 litres of water !!.... wheres me money ?????.... I should be rich...
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    Cold start problem

    so dood ???? you want it, u have it....... u DONT want it.. you fix it.... simple.. together, we have the technology.... Joe
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    oooooops, Forgot to add, silly of me lol.. the speed detection devices are kewl.. thats good. so, I add my new... computer controlled gear changer... it looks at engine rpm and distance covered, it also senses gear.. ie 1st or second etc... It tells the ecu to alter the throttle position...
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    Excellent dood !! I am happy now ! I cant afford sparco, but.. the new Halfords Bead Master Turbo covers are the biz !!!.. they have built in wrap around shoulder retraints and lumbar - of course, and hips (Jilly ??).... And , they are made outa carbon fibre ! oooooooooo my...
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    Cold start problem

    there are NTC and PTC sensors fitted to reno models.. they can differ from month to month. NTC are negative coefficient and PTC are positive. check the resistance at cold, at 20c and at 80c, should give you a sign lol.. move the resistance towards COLDER to give a richer mixture...
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    Cold start problem

    fit a series resistor of the same value as the coolant temp sensor at cold if this doesnt cure it.. double the value.... n keep doubling until its fine...... and it ill be measure resistance with a simple multimeter.. cheques in plain brown envelope please lol. ! Joe...
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    actually....... ........ dont they ALL look like that ???.. I only see them on tv really, and they ALL look like that...... so ???????.. ooooooooo. it;s one like on the tv.... oooooooo but its no more nickable.. cos its a fugly ucker anyways lol Joe.
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    FAO. everyone going to the northern r/r day

    Sorry Dood ... I got the plans for a genuine KJ66 in fronto me... with the ORIGINAL Calor gas container as the casing..... sooooooooo... dont give me these negative waved dood
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    AND....................... CYNICAL Sheeeeeeeesh Joe............
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    Oh, re the prodrive stuff.. absolutely not... Joe
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    Ok, So I have a 2ltr 16v and fit a 1.8 do I tell them ??? these are NOT performance enhancing.. What dictates performance ?.. going, stopping ?, cornering ?, how many knickers ya remove ?, how many admiring glances ? If I follow your line, I need to declare my sparco seats ???.. What...
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    ooooooooooo. well, here goes Map......... SCNAPPP who cares dood.. its MANIFOLD PRESSURE..... INCLUDING ECOTEC.. so........ I mean.. SO ?????????? lol // what DOES that mean.... HOW does it do ANYTHING ??? It dont Nick..... and. to answer the question re WHY............ welllll...
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    kewl again M8 So, as well as ALL me mods you have permitted, I can NOW have a DISCOUNT for attending a track day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....... where do I sign up m8 ?? Joe
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    Power Boost valve of a chip

    Nope, keep the name lol !!!!!!!!!!! it is , as I said, pretty crude,, it just ups the fueling pressure to the injectors leading to more fuel injected... WHENEVER the fuel pressure is increased... Nick, ma man.. I thought YOU would have negated the crude global effect in favour of the...
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    ecotec may waste fuel

    Heya Ben M8.... I Missed u dood. ! do you wanna buy these packs of dehydrated water I have aquired. ??? Excellent.. fits in a matchbox..... makes 3 bloody litres of the stuff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. just add 3 litres of water !!.... wheres me money ?????.... I should be rich...
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    Cold start problem

    so dood ???? you want it, u have it....... u DONT want it.. you fix it.... simple.. together, we have the technology.... Joe
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    Insurance.. declare or not declare.. that is the question

    oooooops, Forgot to add, silly of me lol.. the speed detection devices are kewl.. thats good. so, I add my new... computer controlled gear changer... it looks at engine rpm and distance covered, it also senses gear.. ie 1st or second etc... It tells the ecu to alter the throttle position...
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