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Glad I didn't notice your RB hat, i'd have definitely done something to it, like wear it, that would have f*cked you up, you'd still have your undamaged hat but you'd never be wearing it again.

You have the stupidest harnesses i've ever seen, pointlessly complicated.

I was scared for the car I couldn't believe you didn't hit it, I don't think you could fit a Rizla in the gap you left.

I was surprised how many people said they get motion sickness as a passenger, you could fire me out of a cannon and i'd ask for another go, nothing really scares me in that respect. (except @MarkCup tyre choice)

They didn't enforce it because it was so hot, I was jumping in peoples cars all day in t-shirt and shorts.

Fair play to you, cars are a funny thing and get combined with your memories of the good times you had and the people you were with, I want an old Rover Metro 1.1 for the same reasons, they're absolutely terrible and if you have an accident you will definitely die, I think it still holds the...

First I saw of you was back in the day when you were jumping in and out of supercars in London, your name was familiar to me as an internet car guy, but it wasn't until Johnny Smith went round your yard that I realised who you were, i'll definitely be following your progress on the Vee and...

Well a clean car was nice while it lasted and it made a pretty decent bedroom. Back to being a dog hair storage unit.

What the f*ck did you film that on, an iMax cinema camera? Can't watch them, they crashed my laptop and my Fisher Price phone.

I rely on be very recognisable, that way I don't have to remember anyone's names, not that I could if I wanted to, my mind isn't what it used to be and it used to be shite, so these days i've got no chance.

When I stopped using the RAC they bombarded me with phone calls and texts constantly, i'd get a minimum of three texts a day and at least one phone call a day for well over a month, in the end I had to threaten them with the ombudsman and legal action for harassment to get them to stop, f*cking...

I must admit mate, I was more scared in your car than anyone else's, those tyres were sketchy as f*ck in the heat, thank god for 50/50 weight distribution, the driver was ok too. 😉

What a sh*t end to your weekend.

I think he was just a random nutcase he didn't take off or land at the track, he gave us a good show for 20 mins and flew off into the distance.

No, I won't survive.

Then he reads how we all talk to each other and thinks 'f*ck this place they're all pricks'!

The R32's number plate lights are brighter than my headlights.

I like the shot of the sun setting over my Golf, it looks good from a distance.

You did well to keep him in sight, he was f*cking rapid in that thing and he wasn't even using the curbs, I asked him what percentage he was at and he said 90%, the other 10% was the curbs he was avoiding so he wasn't too hard on the car.

You really are a f*ck up. :ROFLMAO:

Why is your name still The Handbrake Kid, I thought we were going with The Crop Duster? (until it gets changed to the next stupid thing you do)

Paying someone is definitely the way forward cleaning cars is a shite laugh, people that are into detailing need their hard drives checking.

They gave up after an hour, it's still full of dog hair.

Can I buy tickets on the day....

Yeah, get a better job, I showed them what they were in for before they started and they still said twenty quid, so I have no sympathy for them they did it to themselves. I get one weekend with a clean car before the dog goes back in it, I even hoovered the worst of it out and cleaned the...

These people are not having a good time, he had to call in reinforcements

There's a Chinese at the end of the road that's pretty good, 5 min drive.

Last time I saw you, you were pushing Luke @Hixle around Tony Hunters garden in a wheelbarrow.

Plenty of time for a novice to learn the track, then quickly realise they're in over your head when everyone's all over their bumper 16 minutes later.

If I didn't know he was a copper, i'd definitely ask him for some disco biscuits, he looks the type.