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I was a rare moment of clarity that just happened to coincide with you eating grass. lol

I only have two memories of the 3am feast, Raf pushing sausages around a frying pan saying Bratwurst after every word and Scott falling over.

I wasn't keen on those sausages they had an odd taste, Raf's Bratwurst were f*cking lovely though.

Love the classics but the rest do nothing for me, but then again I don't think I fit in to BMW's demographic. Although i'd quite happily have this as a new dog kennel.

I bet the Mk1 with the R32 engine is mental to drive, that's if it actually gets driven.

I don't like the way Sam's looking at me like he's done something to my back.

What was this in?

You were a f*cking eating machine!

F*ck!!! And I though your mate f*cked his car up.

The 90's at it's best/worst, tbh I wish I had a spare grand, bit of a tidy up and you could make a few quid off that.

Well this can't be right, that's practically giving it away. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ESCORT-XR3I-EFI-/191649094544?hash=item2c9f2d1b90

It's like a Pretzel.

Yes there's only two kinds of Sportlines, ones for the 172/182 and ones for every other type of Mk2 Clio, which are what you've bought so you'll be fine.

Indeed, at least he still has a car to fix rather than a crumpled beer can.

It wouldn't have been as bad if the track wasn't surrounded by ploughed fields, the ruts just smashed the front end to f*ck! If it had been flat grass he'd have gotten away with it.

How's your mates car, still f*cked up or has he started fixing it yet? It was gutting to see it after the off, I almost couldn't look at it.

Power wise there's not much you can do to them without spending big money on throttle bodies/turbo charging/supercharging, best thing with these is a decent exhaust and a remap, weight and handling are what these cars are all about, in terms of induction kits most will lose power over the...

Yep all day, this time last week I was well on my way to being smashed off my tits.

If you did a limited print run of 100 of each you could make a few quid out of those.

Don't tell me I missed someone other than me puking!? Gutted.

That's a bloody good vid.

No, baby wipes and a Henry Hoover actually.

After I said there's still a good car under the dirt and you told me it was beyond help, i'm determined to clean it myself and prove you wrong.

I couldn't do that to you mate, you'd probably use a grands worth of products to have it looking like most peoples before pictures.

These are the only pictures I took, I was too busy enjoying myself. These lads had the best track slag i've ever seen, it had the loudest exhaust i've ever heard on a Clio, probably because they said when they first tested the car most of the cats honeycomb came flying out the back which on the...

Just as well I was just getting started at 11:30, I could still hold conversations and everything. Look at the state of you! lol I honestly thought they were just going to play to a tent full of people getting pissed and staring blankly at them, they really got everyone off their arses and...

I wonder if the warden was pissed off we weren't all in bed by 11:30 like he told us? I haven't had a bed time since I wore a school uniform ffs.

I think we should go with the exact same formula next year, the thing with car shows is not everyone is interested in the same things, so having a show and shine, a trackday, evening entertainment and camping for those of us that need to sleep off a few beers, means they'll be something for...

It's Sam's (Daniels mate), it's by far the most savage car i've ever been in.

No Mike's (Stokie4ker) car stopped working and had to taken home by the AA, he came off track after hammering it round, turned it off, when he turned it back on it went mental and was revving all weird, then it wouldn't turn over at all.