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Do you mean spin them in the trap, or drive through it then spin them?

How the other half live eh? One of my uncles worked on nuclear power stations, I think it made him a bit of a r****d, although he may have already been one before he got that job. lol

Nowt wrong with a good burnout, they're your tyres. Last winter I spent 5 minutes mastering handbrake turns on the icey car park where I walk the dog, obviously no-one else was there. :o

Wheelspin in front of some slags at the bus stop, red lined 5th, McDonalds tea tray drifting, handbrake turn? Do tell.......

Do public roads count? lol

Ohh that's nice RonDaveRon, it is indeed a DB6. The wife's uncle must have a few quid?

If she goes for the gearnob f*ck, then can we add that she wear a Policeman's tit helmet and an I <3 CS sticker on here tits? You could blag your old classic Mini girlfriend is called Claire Shufflebottom or something.

If we have to drive through the puddle then a little wheel spin may be in order just to dry them off, don't really want to stand still on the line due to cold wet tyres.

Got the cat clamps and gasket replaced, put a sump tray back on, strapped my battery down as the clamp is next to useless, tomorrow i'll top it up with oil, take every thing out of it that's not bolted down, then go drag racing. :D

One thing i'd like to ask, are we suppose to do burn outs? As I don't fancy shredding tyres that are less than a month old.

F*CK ABOUT, 200BHP OF NITROUS!!!!!! :eek: I bet that's just terrifying when you unload all of that, although he kept referring to the 'designers', like Chip Foose doesn't exist. :S That would be in my lottery winners garage, next to the DB5.

GAY!!! ;) Looks like we're on for a good day of living life a quarter mile at a time tomorrow, it may be cold but it looks like we won't see any rain. http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2636713

That's not dirt it still looks white to me, I don't wash my Iceberg until it's totally grey. What's the point in washing a slightly dirty car, best it's totally covered in sh*t before it get's the hose.

My all time favourite classic car, simply perfect.

Just make sure you always have a drink in your hand mate, that way everyone thinks you're getting as pissed as everyone else. Right i've had the cat clamps and gasket changed, although it hasn't stopped the rattle.:mad: But I think it's back to full power now. I've secured the battery down...

I hope Tom will be snapping away as I f*cking hate photography, lol I think doing it for a living has ruined it for me. :dapprove:

I can do mate, I just hope someone else brings one so I can get a good shot of the dog kennel destroying the world (or it's gearbox), although it does mean a kilo or two extra weight. lol Will they let me have a camera bag loose in the passenger foot well?

That's a good idea, I could just glue the f*cker down. lol

I'm getting my cat spring clamps changed tomorrow, I hope this sorts out the rattle and power loss, or the cat'll need to come off and O ring mesh gasket thing replaced as well. Plus I still need to bodge my battery down so it doesn't move. Also I think I may have sorted a helmet, it's old and...

Re: What the fcuking fcuk?? Yeah we're not freaks or anything ffs, all we want her to do is f*ck herself with a Ph1 gear stick, what could be more normal than that?

Re: What the fcuking fcuk?? Ronaldo. lol That story sounds believable, you should get away with that without raising too much suspicion.

Re: What the fcuking fcuk?? People that get turned on by cars are called Mechaphiles Ron, if you use the correct term it'll make you sound more legit.

I so glad I only live 30 mins from Stratford, leave mine at 9, get there for 9:30, sign in, handing people their arses by 10. :approve: (That's as long as I can get my cat fitting kit and battery sorted on Friday)

Re: What the fcuking fcuk?? Lol, my uncle has an ebay business and told me about it honest, if I wasn't a sad lonely c*nt without a woman i'd be making her wear loads of cheap tights, taking pics and selling them on there. In Japan there are vending machines that sell used women's underwear...

Re: What the fcuking fcuk?? Yep, there's money to be made out of stuff your misses throws away mate.

Re: What the fcuking fcuk?? You should try typing in used women's clothes into ebay sometime, it's full of used women's underwear/shoes/tights and all sort of stuff a tweaked out pervert would blow his wad over.

I've got a cat fitting kit showing up at Renault tomorrow, £27. I've got the dreaded exhaust rattle and i'm down on power, so I think the springs have come lose and the gasket's rattling about, although I can't get to one of the nuts as it's almost inaccessible, so it's going on a lift on...

That's what I was thinking, but is there enough space to get a couple of straps under the tray seeing as the gearbox mount is bolted in the middle?

This isn't the battery i've got but the bottom lip is the same, I thought it wasn't gripping because it's not a flat lip, so I cut away the angle bit so it's flat, but there's still not enough for it to grip.

Right I don't think it's even worth me going now, I was under the bonnet today and it crossed my mind to give the battery a wiggle, as the scrutineers will be checking it's secure, the f*cking thing popped right out of the clamp. It was changed by a company that came out to the house when the...