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It's only booked for Friday, unless I declare squatters rights in reception i'll be staying at CSF Sat night.

True. I'll still be living like a tramp on Saturday night with the rest of you, no hotel in the world could make me miss the 2am carnage when people fall in ditches and wander off, or pass out covered in their own sick, or is that just me? Plus i'll be sober this time so I might have a chance...

What an absolute legend, thank you so much that's really kind of you, I will definitely take you up on that offer. I'll pm you my details.

Yeah, he had f*cking all sorts in that car, the Marshal was like a contestant on The Generation Game.

I'm going to try and play the racing sim this year, never had a go on it because i'm always on track.

They know my face & form, i'd get rumbled quicker than jumping the fence at Glastonbury.

Yes, otherwise we'd all just show up without tickets.

That thing was rapid last time, you offering passenger laps?

I remember some lad getting pulled by the marshals because he was going on track with a car full of crap included a jerry can with fuel in it.

Are passenger and additional driver passes pre pay booking or pay on the day?

I remember meeting you a few years ago, that's one down, only the entire club to go.

Just realised i've forgotten who a lot of you are because of all the name and avatar changes.

I would do but I don't know any women to borrow them off.

Dinner at your house then.

All of the above.

The place is going to be filled with mechanics and tools, am I taking the piss if I bring a load of parts and blag people to help me modify my Golf?

You've done well mate, biggest weight loss of anyone i've ever known, I was heading the same way until I knocked daily drinking on the head and got a job that regularly see's me doing 12 hours of constant walking, who knew just mooching about keeps you fit.

Wasn't it the group photo at the wedding that was the catalyst? I think I remember you saying seeing yourself next to your thin mates made you realise how big you'd got.

I must admit, every year in the back of mind i'm half expecting someone to start on me, I do talk a lot of sh*t on here.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you'll never be cool.

Bender

I've got to try and match faces with names/avatars/usernames again, i've known some of you years and still can't remember anyone.

Can't wait to relive my youth in the back of your unmarked interceptor.

I'd be well happy winning a walkie talkie, i'd give one to Euan in case he falls in a ditch and walks off into farmland again.

Bring the gloves.

Blue

I'm starting to think the owner of this either works for the council or one of the Coffee shops in the park. You need to ask for a pay rise so you can buy new exhaust hangers.

I'm feeling lucky again this year, won a sweet Renault jacket last time.

I worry about your health, friends help friends.....tubby. x

Just give up and wear a track suit you fat slob.