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He'd better be the fastest thing on track when i'm in the passenger seat or i'll be punching him in the vagina!

You can buy a day ticket on the gate, but it won't include camping.

That might be a problem for Daniel and Sam, they're not leaving Bristol until 6pm and they're driving a van dragging a Clio on a trailor, they're estimating 5 hours journey time.

I'm on a mission to convert the clueless fizz drinkers.

Proper beer, finest Czech Pilsner for general swigging and a few nice ales for savouring.

I despair at some peoples alcohol choices, Fosters, Budweiser, Coors Light, all the beer in the world you could drink and you choose childrens piss water.

You're drinking the Buckfast on your own mate.

No dogs allowed on site, if one got loose and ran onto the track it wouldn't end well, I wouldn't bring him even if I could, I prefer getting pissed with no responsibilities.

Just let the dog out the back for a piss and it's f*cking freezing, best bring a coat for nightime drinking.

I'll probably leave Cov around 7pm, any earlier and i'll be stuck in Friday night M1 traffic chaos.

Does a giant tent count as indoors?

You still got a mohawk?

That's f*ck there's a beer tent.

Won't having a fire pit burn the grass?

I'm bringing a camping stove that runs on butane, because hobo baller.

Bin bags, gaffa tape, beer, done!

I've got designer stubble now like Miami Vice. Max or Paddy?

I'll be there Friday evening too, as will Daniel and his mate Sam who's a proper good lad too.

The plastic sump/drip tray usually stops crap from going up there.

Fancy dress is it? I'll come as a 90's skate/crusty as usual.

Can't hurt to stick it in the car just in case.

Is anyone bringing a boombox for the beer tent so we can have some tunes?

There's a 'professional' BBQ at 8pm, not sure exactly what that means or how much food they'll actually be, i've learnt that it's best to pack a pasta salad in a tupperware box so you have something instant to eat in case you get too pissed before you've had dinner, boozing on an empty stomach...

I can't believe how close it is, I best start getting my sh*t together.

LOL, like I apply for jobs!

Bunch of c*nts!

I never got a black folder with mine, f*cking favouritism!

Some Hobgoblin Golds and a case of Heineken to swig during the day.

Yeah f*ck that, you'll need a good nights sleep before dealing with a weekend of booze fuelled chaos.

Did you not fancy a drink with us on Friday night, or is it that you're bringing your misses and she'll only rough it for one night?