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Who, me? I'm email god. And interwebs god. And ADDS god. Just god.

f**k it, wire out FTFW. That'll learn it.

Why won't it reboot? I told it to 40 minutes ago now, I CBA with it breaking on me! Argh! :mad:

I'm afraid it's a case of reinstall Windows. If you do it without formatting your hard disk you'll keep all your data, but you'll still have to reinstall all your apps and as Windows XP install isn't as intelligent as Vista's install it'll be messy... But as I said, it'll mean you can get...

Isn't that the same stealer as Lusty's?

Knowsit - anyone older will realise they're insuring a Christmas tree. :clown:

lsass (LSASS for reference) is the NT LM Security Provider - it's what allows you to authenticate to your machine. Basically log on, open files on an NTFS volume, open applications, administer the machine... Everything. It's that critical that Task Manager won't allow you to terminate it -...

That'll be 74GB then?

Looking over that one post, I don't think you need to worry. He can't spell much in it so I think it's fair to say he's hardly in any position to call someone stupid. And Welsharab - nobody said that I thought it was rubbish, just that it's not a hot hatch - the idea of a hot hatch was to...

Maybe getting out more is in order... Sorry, but I just think that's absolute rubbish. A hot hatch still needs to be liveable - the R isn't, and as such is more a track car than a hot hatch...

My DSG changes when I hit the limiter, not at redline - which seems fine for me as if you bounce off the limiter you waste power. And I'm not entirely sure what S3 they raced, but my Pirelli pulls lengths on my mate's 230... There's no knocking, the Megane is a brilliant bit of kit, but if...

Destroyed?! Roffle. Ok sunshine! Lest we forget that the '230bhp' Golf GTI Ed30 actually rolls at around 250-260 from most owner's experiences... Has incredible feedback when you're driving on the limit (to the point where it can wiggle a wheel in the air) and also comes with a gearbox which...

Karcher is a good bet as you can buy accessories for them, Halfords you're limited to own brand... Technological stuff these pressure washers.

Re: windows 7 ultimate (bag of sh*t) Complete and utter r****d. Come here and install XP on this laptop then. You can't without a floppy disc drive. And even if you do that, the display doesn't have any drivers so that doesn't do particularly well either. Neither does the sound, until you...

Intel Chipset drivers. Your chipset wasn't really designed with XP in mind so might be more difficult to get it to work.

Oh godz, I've got no RAMZ. Oh wait, no, that cached figure tells me how much is allocated temporarily for applications to run quicker, that can be offloaded very quickly should the system need to.

Epic OS understanding fail. Windows Vista uses more RAM because it puts more stuff in there, making applications load quicker. When my new machine (24GB DDR3/5GHz Q.C.) arrives, it'll be immensely quick because EVERYTHING will fit in RAM. They took their understanding of memory allocation...

I wish I was anally retentive.

Some people may like to watch it happen? How many t***s sit down and watch some C-list celebrity try and make it big through presenting the National Lottery? Horses for courses, but you can't watch the National Lottery and all the s**t that comes with and then moan about someone who's got a...

TBH it's more interesting than reading about Jade Goody or whatever football club is sacking who. Back in your box.

Torrents are still P2P...

That's unusual then, as RAID is significantly faster on most chipsets except for shite ones... Although nothing comes close to my 9690SA...

1080p only nowadays...

Not get into a contract that ties you in longer than the handset is usable?

Not necessarily. X1300s don't have 6-pin power, the 4850 does. You'll need to see if there is a 6-pin power in your case.

Sound effects. So easy to trigger. Nobody in here has asked what laptop it is - if it's a generic codec then the effects manager should be easy to find on someone else's machine who can tell you ;)

Don't know. Sounds like charging circuit is cream crackered. What does Windows Power Management make of it all?

Because you can't forget the charger (and thus run out of battery) on a hard-wired one, GPS pickup is faster, you can't forget the whole thing, some scrotum doesn't break your window to get it out your glovebox or passenger seat... You really didn't think that through, did you.

Thanking you Gabi. If I want answers on how to fix my Audi, I don't ask you here. If I want answers on how I would have asked to fix my old Clio, I wouldn't have asked on the S2Forum... An observation of here is 90% of the technical section is pub experts. If you don't like it then I...

Hence my post...