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Could have been the battery couldnt it?? Still think that was dead tbh

TUT! Humph! Wasnt me! ACutally! Was some typical BMW (csl) driver! THANKS! pffffffffffffffffffft

LMAO! Vroooooooooooooooom I'm back :D:D:D:D Had a auto electric guy out today, after having been to reno and being robbed of 10 quid for a new immobilser code:( He recoded it for me, which had no effect whatsover (cue much swearing and foot stamping from me) turns out it was a blown fuse...

Any more ideas?? Or further instructions on the above???? PM me or Ollie if anyone knows!!! Getting seriously FED up of having a dead car sat outside :( thanks for all the advice so far though! :)

huh? cell? battery? huh? lol

Update: Still dead LOL.... :'( tut.

pmsl!! Cheshires not THAT far away!!!! but twas only a joke :( thanks tho :)

Dont you do a mobile service ;) (with massive discounts for cs members?) ??

Oh god. Wheres that bottle of wine? Christ. Buggered then basically. Thanks for your advice! Helpful if depressing lol.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( whats that going to entail?? Other than a shed load of money and time off work :(

yep

When my tikka sandwich has settled in my tum I'll go have a look lol

Ive had a new battery put on today! All the lights are working fine! Seems to be the SIGMA immobilser thats the problem. Yeah ive got a spare key

The car is trying to start, engine is ticking over, everything inside the car is working fine, but the immobiliser just wont let it kick into action :(

Ive tried everything in the alarm/immobiliser manual to disarm and override it but nothing is working :( Cant get battery disconnected as dont have a teeny spanner or pair of pliers to unscrew to chuffing thing, and dont know what to do!!!! Forked out 50 quid for new battery and now facing...

Oh Cheers! Not cant be arsed!! Dont know what Im doing and dont have the correct tools to get the bastar*ding thing off do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers for the advice...Im sure Ollie will let you know if I die...hate to think what the gravestone would say loll......will try tho :S

Spark???????????? :( oh god. Sh*t the bed tbh. Am gonna dieeeeeeee

Cant get them to fit it without towing car down there tho....am gonna have to wing it and attempt it myself :approve:

braaaap n tingz

I just did 35 in a 30 tho man........gonna hand myself in

Halfrauds ftw then :(

TUT and :(

gawd OK OK OK OK Ok scrub mechanic wheres best (cheapest place to get a battery then!! And which one do I need?) AND HOW DO I CHANGE THEM OVER LOL hellp :(

:(fail

ROFL..well from your advice I pretty much 100% know its battery so he either sorts me out with a nice cheap new one or I'll holla for the csl ;)

Thanks for all replies!!! Appreciate the assistance..via cs..via ollie to me LOL Am pretty convinced its battery, not alternator, as per posts up above on board comp is reset every time I get in car recently, didnt know it was not supposed to do that lol! And loads of clicking n stuff...

:S ??? lol

Got major issues with my car at the moment. Has anyone got any ideas?? 9/10 times its absolutely fine, but 3 times now it has gone wrong. For example, this morning I was parked round the back of the house, car started first time, drove round to the front, parked up turned it off, ran in house...