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The one where he says about Karl licking windows, f*cking gump had my laughing. Karl even says, "Bit harsh, wasn't it?" PMSL.

Oh, and back to the game, what's the point of spending coins on house furnishings?

Same here. I genuinely came close to falling out of the bed trying not to laugh so hard and wake the missus. "Stay out of my f*cking kitchen!"

Also, I haven't encountered a troll yet, but came up against a load of Mage's on the "Night to Remember" quest. Ouch.

Yeah. Karl Pilkington : Its not a good time to be blind. Ricky Gervais : Brilliant... Karl Pilkingon : So I'd prefer, if I was going to be blind, be blind back when Tooten Ka-Moon was knocking about. Ricky Gervais : Do you think thats a choice that people have, that are blind now? "If you're...

PMSL. All I need to do now is visit a doctor who can send me back 3000 years.

Haha, yes. Well, to add to that, Dan Munson wasn't sure he wanted the game. Now he loves it. Also, for those unaware, the shortcut for the items is to put them in your favourites list. Once there, simply tap up on the d-pad and you get the list you can select from. Best thing is it isn't real...

LOL. It could well have been linked to Game of Thrones, in fairness. Oh, and I've seen a couple of mammoths and a giant, but left them alone as I'd heard they can be a bit of a c*nt.

It was £20. Couldn't justify it and the missus would have smashed my b*llocks in.

Nope. Didn't buy it.

Tell me about it. I've spent far too long on the game in continuous bursts. Taking breaks is recommended. Should have took that advice on board.

It's good; hell, it's very, very good. But not the best game ever, for me. You'd need to be deep into RPG's to deem it the best ever. Saying that, I'm enjoying it more than Fallout 3 and that sapped my existence. This is an epic addiction. 30+ hours now and I've still done nothing of real note...

Some handy tips : The tip in bold helped me greatly, as I was unwittingly using the wrong magic on the mage class.

Ahh the old moral choice in a game? Interesting.

I'm level 25 now and have still done relatively f*ck all in a literal sense. 32 hours in. It's very addictive. I still need to visit the greybeards, so that's where I am main quest wise. Been doing miscellaneous and side quests. Killed 5 dragons too. Some of the enemies you just need to...

Had no bugs yet but 1 crash. Not too bad for 28 hours. 360 version.

Yeah I couldn't ask Anise if she'd put a contract on my head either. Probably because she was dead. I don't f*ck about.

Indeed. Probably stole something from his table. Like I did :o

I had one on my head from the witch, Anise, that I killed after looting her house. How she got a bounty on my head I'll never know, but then she was a witch, afterall.

LOL.

PMSL!

^ That should be in a spoiler, TBH.

IGN Video Review : http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/121/1212852p1.html 9/10. Looks half decent. Tons of modes and match types, great roster lineup, too, including Lesnar and Batista. Not finalised yet, either. Plenty of characters. http://wwe.thq.com/go/view/roster

Built in hover mode. Win.

The skills I've got the most points in at the moment are One-handed, Two-handed, Archery and Heavy Armour. I think 39 is the most I have presently, can't recall for which skill. I've also got 3 of the perks for Archery and scattered the rest around in other areas. I've got 130 Magicka...

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11/10/skyrim-review-pc/

Yeah the one I was beating up got a few smacks in too. That was before Faendal the Magnificent decided to pepper it with arrows.

If you hold down the button, the shout is louder. You can also sprint.

Oh, and I decided to beat up a horse. Trouble is, Faendal the f*cking nincompoop decided he wanted a go, too. Once your companion starts a fight, you simply cannot get them to stop. Horse was dead before I'd even had a chance to level up my Two Handed. Little goblin w*nker. I even tried to get...

You can fight?!