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I can't believe how close it is, I best start getting my sh*t together.

LOL, like I apply for jobs!

Bunch of c*nts!

I never got a black folder with mine, f*cking favouritism!

Some Hobgoblin Golds and a case of Heineken to swig during the day.

Yeah f*ck that, you'll need a good nights sleep before dealing with a weekend of booze fuelled chaos.

Did you not fancy a drink with us on Friday night, or is it that you're bringing your misses and she'll only rough it for one night?

How come you look like a bearded troll then?

Beer tent's where it's at anyway.

There was talk of fire pits originally, I guess open fires in a densely packed camp site of 100 people is out the window now?

My windscreen wipers have a mind of their own, pissing it down sometimes they go to intermittent, spitting they go mental and act like it's a monsoon, only happens every now and again, most of the time they do as their told.

These are usually badly made cheap Chinese tat.

Yep, that'll do.

I bought a 2.5" Piper stealth (named for irony) as it was the louder than God playing a tuba, when I drove it home my ears were ringing for a few hours afterwards, but as it coked up it got a lot quieter, it's still pretty droney but no where near as bad as it was when new, yours will quieten...

Tickets just arrived, only thing i'm concerned about is the event timetable says everyone needs to be off site by 11am on Sunday morning, i'll probably still be drunk at that time.

Aren't these really fragile and unreliable once modified?

The guy that owned the studio I worked for used it in every conversation I ever had with him, reading or hearing it is like nails on a blackboard to me.

Many times over the years, they stuck in my head because it made me disappointed in you.

As long as you stop saying uber.

Ouch my feels!

Looks like i'm jumping the fence Glastonbury style then.

What's the latest people can show up on Friday, do they lock the gates at a certain time?

What a great car, drive past TVR power all the time, it about 2 miles away from my house.

Another grand of his coke money laundered.

I'll try not to leave my food in the fridge this time.

I'd say being smashed of your tits was what led you it.

Don't worry as soon as RDR hits the rum we'll all be the second most drunk person there, he goes wrong quick once he gets into it.

You're not going to be happy until I end up like this.

I was still sat in Tony's garden at 4pm with his wife feeding me coffee and I still didn't feel right to drive when I f*cked off, took nearly a week to get over that hangover, if I tried to out do that piss up i'd still be at CSS on Monday morning.

I'll never be as hammered as I was in my avatar, i'd had no food all day, drank a sh*t load before anyone else was even tipsy, lost the ability to walk or stand up, fell in to Tony Hunters BBQ and had to go for a lie down to get my sh*t together, all before 7pm.