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That was just the first, it worked so well we invented another one.

The DaveDreads persona is just a fictional construct that gets passed around to a different person in the 'Clique' every month on a random generator.

I should definitely wear one, otherwise people will never remember me due the fact i'm such a shy, quiet and reserves man that people hardly notice.

Judging by the weird booze everyone's planning on bringing, it sounds like i'll be the only one not puking.

F*cking hell! lol Do you want us to chip in on that mate, must have cost you a few quid?

Sweet! I'm there, Sash can keep the dog happy.

1-2ish for me, i'm a bit pissed off i'll miss F1 quali at Silverstone, but given the choice between an afternoon of BBQ and drinking beer in a field with you dickheads and staying in and watching telle, I think piss up in a field wins.

Cheers, they keep Erik happy and quiet for hours.

I don't suppose he sells brisket bones? My local butcher does but alot of the time he tells me he's sold out, personally I think it's because he wants them for his dogs.

His misses put the mirror back up today.

Do you want to know about the time I gaffa taped a binbag round some c*nts head while he was sleeping? Never mind i'll just show you, well more accurately i'll show everyone else.

Bring a sleeping bag, a roll of bin bags and a roll of gaffa tape and i'll teach you how to make Ray Mears style one man survival shelter/tent, I made one at Glasonbury back in the 90's and I was drier than all my mates in their waterproof tents. We'll just need to find a few decent branches.

I had to get a YouTube vid up the first time I tried packing away a pop up tent, without a smart phone it'd still be in Tony Hunters garden.

Try drinking alcohol this year and see how long you last.

I haven't even seen the one i'm using yet, let alone had a go at setting it up.

The sun rises at 4, so if we're up until 2 or later getting hammered, in no time at all it'll be morning, that's if you even go to sleep, if I can manage to keep my stomach contents on the inside I might just play last man standing, well sitting in my case, sh*t goes wrong when I try and stand up.

Good because I like boobs in my face, Saturday should be fun! :D

You're a busty blonde that gets very molesty when you've had a few, that makes up for not being a supermodel.

Ask him to tell you a few of his 90's stories, I honestly have no idea how that man was allowed to become a copper. lol

I prefer Captain Chunder.