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Think I'll start as Franklin, that Michael s**t might be a bit heavy for me. I imagine Michael is like losing your anal virginity to soemone called Bo in a crowded prison cell. Not nice. Do you have a return address:o

Don't like getting into trouble. Although I have no problem murdering someone for a mission. I think I might crack open a few ciders tonight and go on an alcohol fueled binge.

I don't think I understand this game. I am yet to do any of the following outside of a mission: 1) Punch someone 2) Steal a car 3) Rob anyone 4) Raid a petrol station 5) Shag a prostitute 6) etc etc etc all seems a bit antisocial to me.

Have you been back to Michaels house? He tells you to go back and chill out with the family. I think you need to do that first.

Haven't done it, but it does mention somethign about the parachute on the control instructions in the box so will probably show on the pause menu controls aswell.

I like to build up as much money as I can, create a hedge fund and invest in property so that I can turn my back on crime at some point and still live a comfortable life as I get older.

If it feels like walking across the street and punching a harmless unarmed child just because you can, then yes I feel like CS admin. It makes me feel good.

In GTA anything is possible.

Nah.

You do know that b**ch arse postie was lying and she is now probably curled up at home rocking your copy of GTA on her RM salary funded LCD tv.

Runs a knocking shop.

<30 minutes.

OK OK, its pretty alright.

Its alright. Picked it up at about 12:45am installed by 1:15am and rocked it until 5am and give the misses a kiss on the stairs as I passed her on my way to bed as she was getting uup for work. Then had to get in work and go staright into a meeting. That was a head bobber of a meeting. One...

she is f**king someone else. Clear snake guilty act.

About 20 people behind me so about 213th I expect, gone from aisle 11 to 8 so far

Couple of hundred deep at tesco here

How long will it take to install on the 360 roughly?

Think I might be OK, Europes were larger I think.

LOL, I have a feeling I might be in the same boat. When I bought my Xbox back in the day I probably sat there and thought wow 4gb that will be plenty.

Awesome, do you want me and the other peasants to give you an update on how awesome it is whilst your postman is still wanking himself silly over Jess the cat.

So can I walk in Tesco tonight and pick a copy up?

Is it out from midnight? Am I being naive but I am plannign on strolling into Tesco tonight and picking a copy up. They were still offering preorder on Saturday. Edit: Depending if my xBox has a big enough hard drive.

you weren't even there, man!

I also guess that Coca Cola probably wouldn't like their product linked to a gun toting phsycopathic arsonist.

Does GTA not use product placement? That must be a missed trick in revenue.

I downloaded this the other night. Pointless but addictive.

Your friend doesn't happen to be the Daily Mail or The sun by any chance?

I always laugh a Kumquat quiche in LSL7 I think it was. The I got older and realised a Kumquat wasn't just a comedy based fruit invented for LSL and actually existed.

That was it.... Nuclear War. Don't worry I'm talking to myself.