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I will buy more land, I'm just building to get more bitches. More bitches more cash more land is my plan. Then make it look awesome. I want to buy some more premium content as well but I'm too much of a tight arse. I've got a couple of boardwalk pieces in stock just don't want to spend any...

Nope, built the Itchy and Scratchy store thats it. I've just started Channel 6 news and I'm toying with either the squidport or building the post office next. I still haven't bought any more land yet so I'm running out of space lol.

Jonff yours is fecking massive. That must have cost you a few £££'s or did you use the springfield downs/scratchcard trick? I'm in a routine now and I'm earning 30-40k a day. And I ashamdely bought a new character the other day. First time I've ever made an in app purchase for something like this.

LOL at the item ROFL at the sale title.

When I read this, all I can think of is trying to explain to my old man when we bought him his iPod and docking station moons ago why he didn't have to buy a CD anymore. I guess its the same thing, people don't like change. I can understand about the not selling it on thing but I'm sure MS...

Actually i might have sold it two years ago I can't remember:o The one thing I would say is don't look at the stats against a 172 it is a whole different car. It pulls from any gear at any rev range and will wipe the floor with a 172 on normal roads in the dry (and wet if you could drive I...

Ta Dan would make sense actually. Expensive? Danny my friend, Only got the 172 now mate. Sold the Vee last May. But in answer to your question I would drive the 172 in this weather I never actually used the Vee really. Probably 6 or 7 times a year at most.

I was thinking that, I'm guessing he broke down.

Wouldn't you laugh at the thought of a fat balding ginger bloke going up and down on your Mrs?

Sometimes I wish I was still single and allowed to do s**t like this.

lol at the police asked for an official apology on facebook. I'd be going all out. Cop out easy answer by old bill if you ask me. I'd get a solicitor letter sent. Just for the s**t and giggles if nothing else.

Right, I've been having a problem last week or so that when i pull away on a hill or pretty sharpish in first or second I get a sound like the TC is kicking in. Thats the only way I can explain it but its not. It is a bit juddery and I don't really feel anything when I'm letting the clutch up...

What type of cheese? I've seen them make it in Cheddar. Was yours machine or hand made?

Fairy liquid.

Golly Gosh! Thats new to me (that maybe sarcasm)

Crikey I haven't heard the word crumbs since my Grandmother Phylis saw my late Grandfather Jack eating the most wonderfully crumbly apple crumble in Wimpy circa 1992.

I haven't heard the word Crikey since my late Grandfather Jack (RIP) saw his new nurse whilst in Southmead Hospital circa 1993.

Re: Whos been a naughty boy/girl? Thats just not cricket.

This entirely. I will have a raging hardon in the build up, get the console play it for 2 weeks and then never switch it on again.

Took it into the town centre. Some Chinese woman in a shop had some young little white kid sat in the corner doing them. All I could think was that she was getting revenge for making fake handbags for Westerners years ago. I'll give them a ring now. Oh and thanks.

I broke my screen last night, took in a place today and got a new one for £40 fitted. As I was in a rush I didn't check it properly. Now I have a small corner of the screen that isn't working properly. Can't use shift or type the letter a. Is this something I could fix myself or am I going to...

I just got confused and thought I was looking at yours, and thought that looks just like mine and then realised I was looking at mine. You got good use of roads. I think I need to spread out more but it costs more money and I got to build a prison. I shouldn't have spent all that cash building...

I got to build loads of stuff and haven't got any money. Gayer than a hairdresser at boarding school.

No no no, once you install the game form the disc something magical will happen in the cloud to tie that disc to your gamer account. So if someone else on a different gamer account tries to install it, it will not work. (I think)

LOL, no she has a far deeper voice than me. So its more advanced than the illuminate/deluminate light system in Demolition Man.

I'm having to sell the house to afford release price on the Xbox one so we are moving into a bedsit.

So how will it work then? If she just said "xbox off" would it shut down or will it only work at the home screen or something? I don't get all this voice stuff, and how sensitive it will be.

Quick (silly) question. Say I'm playing the Xbox and I'm half way through a game and my Mrs wants to watch Emmernation Station or whatever the soaps are called. She then shouts at me "Will you turning that f**king xbox off". Will it just turn off?

Prisoners?

I think I might change "worried" to "angry" in my show of hands. If Al-Qaeda waged their jihad against gamers they'd stand no chance.